What’s worse: bored confusion or pure nothingness?
Part one of a two part ranking of all 12 Star Trek films, from worst to first.
“In the movie’s defense, it tries to dial down the pedo vibe, but it’s a bit futile when the source material is this inherently creepy.”
You Will Be Locked In Eternal Combat With Your Desire To Sleep During 'Lone Survivor'
Imagine, if you will, a movie so boring that we can't even think of a description for it.
“Alas, no one knew the Star Trek franchise was about to take a massive dose of stupid pills.”
Ursa takes a newbie's-eye view of the 2009 Star Trek movie, and talks lens flares, Chris Pine, and how this movie relates to Jeremy Brett. No, really. This episode also includes a completely spoiler-free "review" (read: extended impressions session) of Star Trek Into Darkness. Caution: May contain Benedict Cumberbatch.
Watch as Joey explains why he likes everything about it: Eric Bana's performance, the references to the comics, the exploration of Bruce Banner's psyche, and yes, even the giant poodle.
"This movie is shoved so far up its own ass that it becomes a Klein bottle."
"This movie is shoved so far up its own ass that it becomes a Klein bottle."
"This movie is shoved so far up its own ass that it becomes a Klein bottle."
"This movie is shoved so far up its own ass that it becomes a Klein bottle."
"This movie is shoved so far up its own ass that it becomes a Klein bottle."
"This movie is shoved so far up its own ass that it becomes a Klein bottle."
"This movie is shoved so far up its own ass that it becomes a Klein bottle."
"This movie is shoved so far up its own ass that it becomes a Klein bottle."
"This movie is shoved so far up its own ass that it becomes a Klein bottle."
"This movie is shoved so far up its own ass that it becomes a Klein bottle."
"This movie is shoved so far up its own ass that it becomes a Klein bottle."
"This movie is shoved so far up its own ass that it becomes a Klein bottle."
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