Patrons get full access to our archives and see no ads. Support the Agony Booth for as little as $1/month!
January 1st is coming soon, but we're not the only people who can use 2017 as chance to start something new. Our favorite TV and movie characters should use the coming new year to better themselves too. Or at the very least, become less terrible. ...To watch, I mean. I don't care if someone is a good person, so long as they entertain me.
Time to head off on new adventures, battle evil villains, make questionable fashion and hair choices, and egregiously bastardize even more increasingly obscure bedtime stories from your youth.
This week on Once, we get to meet sexy Merlin's crazy ex girlfriend, Emma finds a spark in the most PG-13 of places, Zelena makes morons out of the entire cast for the millionth time, Arthur continues to suck royally, and all the Biggest Assholes on the Planet get together and throw a kickass rager in Emma's basement.
This week, Merlin is bringing sexy back, Regina can cry me a river, Henry just wants to rock your body, and Emma tries to take back the night.
ONCE UPON A TIME: Psycho Killer, Qu’est-ce Woof?
ONCE UPON A TIME: Maid Marion Gets a Makeover
ONCE UPON A TIME: The Bad Girls Club
ONCE UPON A TIME RECAP: Captain Hook Gets a Little Handsy (S4:E4)