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This Halloween, more children than ever dressed up as their favorite superheroes, according to a statistic I just made up. It makes sense for children to aspire to be powerful, respected bats and metal drunks. But my family is Jewish,…
September’s here and school is back in session, meaning it’s the time of the year that the studios usually reserve for more mature, adult-oriented films. Which sounds great in theory after a summer full of comic book movies and CGI…
“It tells you what it’s going to show you, then it shows you what it just told you. Understanding this movie doesn’t require intelligence, but rather rote memorization.”
Ellen Page and Kate Mara spoof True Detective, Rachel McAdams joins for real
By popular demand, Sybil looks back at one of the most maligned comic book movies ever produced. But will she say what you want her to say about it?
Why Canadians Are The Greatest People On Earth (Video)
Morning Sideboob: Portugal Breaks Our Filthy American Hearts
“This movie left me wanting more, rather than leaving me frustrated, which is high praise for a film that deliberately screws over its own continuity this much.”
“Jesus, maybe it’s just the line reading the actress gives, but the only way this scene could be less subtle is if Wolverine suddenly broke into a song and dance routine.”
Morning Sideboob: Charlie Sheen Thinks Maybe The Fourth Time's A Charm
The Suspect takes a critical look at Beyond: Two Souls, the recently released psychological action thriller game for PS3 starring a mo-capped Ellen Page and Willem Dafoe.
Monday Link Love: Legos, Ladies, And Kittens We Did Not Really Need
Ursa reviews the movie, while Mendo unleashes a torrent of mindless self-indulgence, complete with cameos from Johnny Oldschool, the Unusual Suspect, Liam AKA Cheapus, Joey Tedesco as Dr. Rockso, a musical interlude from Full of Questions, and a special appearance by Robert Million as the Log Lady. Yes, all of this happens during the review. Honest to blog.