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Tagged: ellen degeneres

· by Tyler Peterson · Jun 13, 2017

Movie Duel: The Truman Show vs. EDtv

In my Movie Duel columns, I opine on the subject of “movie twins”—two very similar movies released in close proximity to one another. It seems like a straightforward concept, but in the course of doing Movie Duels, I’ve learned that…

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· by Susan Velazquez · Sep 10, 2015

Caitlyn Jenner Defends Marriage Discrimination… Ellen DeGeneres and World: "Say What?"

Caitlyn sides with Mike Huckabee and Michelle Duggar on that whole icky gay marriage thing and why are those queers so obsessed with calling their little relationships "marriage" anyway?

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· by Rick Lewis · Aug 20, 2014

Wednesday in the blurbs

Wednesday in the blurbs

· by Lisa Needham · May 22, 2014

Catholic School Principal Must Atone Forever For Sin Of Putting Ellen DeGeneres On School Dance Fliers

Catholic School Principal Must Atone Forever For Sin Of Putting Ellen DeGeneres On School Dance Fliers

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· by Lisa Needham · Apr 4, 2014

No, YOU’RE Crying Over this Sweet "Screw You, Haters" Ad From Honey Maid Graham Crackers

No, YOU'RE Crying Over this Sweet "Screw You, Haters" Ad From Honey Maid Graham Crackers

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· by Lisa Needham · Mar 20, 2014

Barack Obama Goes On Ellen To Push His Radical Selfie-Taking Agenda

Barack Obama Goes On Ellen To Push His Radical Selfie-Taking Agenda

· by Michelle McCarthy · Mar 4, 2014

Morning Sideboob: 50 Cent Calls Diddy Gay, Reminds Us He Is Still Alive

Morning Sideboob: 50 Cent Calls Diddy Gay, Reminds Us He Is Still Alive

· by Michelle McCarthy · Jan 13, 2014

Morning Sideboob: Lindsay Lohan Gets Real, Bobbi Kristina Puts a Ring on It, Biebs Is The Egg Man, and Pam Anderson Hopes The Second Time’s a Charm

Morning Sideboob: Lindsay Lohan Gets Real, Bobbi Kristina Puts a Ring on It, Biebs Is The Egg Man, and Pam Anderson Hopes The Second Time’s a Charm

· by Lisa Needham · Dec 20, 2013

We’re So Excited For This Oscar Promo We’ll Forgive The Fact That Ellen Wears Tennis Shoes With A Tux

We're So Excited For This Oscar Promo We'll Forgive The Fact That Ellen Wears Tennis Shoes With A Tux