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In my Movie Duel columns, I opine on the subject of “movie twins”—two very similar movies released in close proximity to one another. It seems like a straightforward concept, but in the course of doing Movie Duels, I’ve learned that…
Caitlyn sides with Mike Huckabee and Michelle Duggar on that whole icky gay marriage thing and why are those queers so obsessed with calling their little relationships "marriage" anyway?
Wednesday in the blurbs
Catholic School Principal Must Atone Forever For Sin Of Putting Ellen DeGeneres On School Dance Fliers
No, YOU'RE Crying Over this Sweet "Screw You, Haters" Ad From Honey Maid Graham Crackers
Barack Obama Goes On Ellen To Push His Radical Selfie-Taking Agenda
Morning Sideboob: 50 Cent Calls Diddy Gay, Reminds Us He Is Still Alive
Morning Sideboob: Lindsay Lohan Gets Real, Bobbi Kristina Puts a Ring on It, Biebs Is The Egg Man, and Pam Anderson Hopes The Second Time’s a Charm
We're So Excited For This Oscar Promo We'll Forgive The Fact That Ellen Wears Tennis Shoes With A Tux