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Poor li’l Bobby Jindal just lost his only friends in the world what with the Duck Dynasty crew jumping ship to Donald Trump. Which got us wondering…
Duck Dynasty Wife Backtracks on Pro-Choice Claim, Demands Big Government Control Her Body and Medical Decisions... OR DID SHE?
Duck Dynasty is getting a Broadway-style musical... and we've got your first look at the script!
Election Day Fun: Researchers Reveal Democrats and Republicans' Most Favoritest TV Shows
GOD wants you dead.
Phil Robertson Is Back, Baby, And He's Still A Bigot
Tim Tebow Will Help You Be The Manliest Jesus Lover Ever Just Like Tim Tebow
Ezra Klein's Awesome New Website Vox Hires Awesome New Gay Writer Who Doesn't Actually Like Gays
Buzzfeed Community Member Writes Lovely Little Unaccidental Racist Listicle
Morning Sideboob: More Justin Bieber? Of Course More Justin Bieber!
Evander Holyfield Is Your New Gay-Hatin' Free Speech Hero, England
In Move That Surprises No One, Duck Dynasty Guys Now Have Their Own Line Of Guns, For Freedom
Duck Dynasty And National Review Cruises Locked In Battle To Death To Claim Your Hard-Earned Angerbear Racist Dollars
Gay Thought Leader Camille Paglia Weighs In On 'Duck Dynasty' And All Other Gays Can Shut Up Now We Guess
Duck Dynasty Is The New 'White Santa' And Now There Is So Much Derp
Barack Obama Puts Duck Dynasty Guy In Free Speech Prison