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Trump is demanding 5 MILLION dollars just to show up at the next debate. But what if CNN decided to just Charlie Sheen him?
Poor li’l Bobby Jindal just lost his only friends in the world what with the Duck Dynasty crew jumping ship to Donald Trump. Which got us wondering…
Arnold Schwarzenegger has followed as far as he can in Ronald Reagan's footsteps, so he's now determined to be the next Donald Trump.
As promised, we're back with every question and every answer from hour two of the Republican presidential candidates' debate, in snarky recap form!
Every question, every answer! HNTP presents the entire first hour of the GOP in snarky recap form. (Part 2 coming soon.)
From FOX News to Reelz, Trump's defenders aren't doing the Donald any good. In fact, getting Miss USA back on the air could be one Trump's worst financial deals ever.
CELEBRITY APPRENTICE: At Last, My Celebrity Apprentice Has Come Along
CELEBRITY APPRENTICE: Three’s a Crowd
CELEBRITY APPRENTICE: Recapping the Recap
CELEBRITY APPRENTICE: Crab Man vs. Booze Hound, “I”an vs. K8
CELEBRITY APPRENTICE RECAP: Real Booty vs. Fake Hair, Daytime Soap vs. Nighttime Talk
CELEBRITY APPRENTICE RECAP: Outfielder vs. Slope Stylist, 70-Year-Old Toddler vs. 50-Year-Old Stripper (S14:E3)
CELEBRITY APPRENTICE RECAP: Mother vs. Brother, T.O. vs. Foxy Lady (S14:E2)
CELEBRITY APPRENTICE RECAP: Rudy vs. The Mustache (S14:E1)
Donald Trump cries RACISM! over "black-ish"
Adam Carolla, Who Hosts A Podcast For A Living, Thinks Poor People Are Lazy
Donald Trump Simply Does Not Care For Gay Ram Michael Sam's Erotic Food Play
Here Is Your Hot Hot Double-Sided Donald Trump On Donald Sterling Action
'All In With Chris Hayes' Tries To Interpret The Gnomist Twitter Feed Of Rupert Murdoch
Here Are Your Five Need To Know Oscars Moments For Watercooler Chatter Today