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In this episode: princesses, knights and queens, Linkara, Count Jackula, and some of the reasons Frozen was so insanely popular. Also, Ursa breaks into song. Because how else would you expect her to celebrate her 100th episode?
Joey doesn't think the sky is the only thing falling in this review.
“Contains just a bit more cannibalism than one would expect from a Disney-produced Lone Ranger movie.”
“The details we’re given about Ursula’s history are begging to be explored. Who was she before she was banished? And what did she do to be banished?”
“After seeing it, I can safely say this is as close to date rape as Disney is going to get. It seems it was only put forth as a veiled allegory because the movie is for kids. Had it been for adults, it would have just been rape.”
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The Animated Heroine finally finishes her countdown! After six long months, get ready to find out what her all-time favorite animated movies are!
Here Are Some Additional Disney Princesses For Fox News To Worry About
“I can’t even tell you what High School Musical 3 is about, other than prepping its tweener audience for the existential despair of their final months in high school.”
Satan Gets The Oscars To Revoke Best Song Nomination For Good Upstanding Christian Ditty 'Alone Yet Not Alone'
Listen To Bing Crosby's 'I'll Be Home For Christmas' And Remember That It Is OK To Be Sad During The Holidays
The audience at my showing of Saving Mr. Banks clapped at the end of PL Travers’ and Walt Disney’s two-decade fucktussle getting Mary Poppins to the screen. The audience was wrong. Sure, it was pleasing to see a movie starring…
Death, despair, and show tunes!
Solkir reviews a comic book movie brought to us by Disney. He expects no fewer than three talking animals.
Start Counting Down The Minutes Until You Can See Angelina Jolie As Maleficent
Joey looks at the ultimate guerrilla movie Escape from Tomorrow, which was secretly filmed at Disney World and Disneyland without the permission of either park. It's one of the most talked about movies of the year, and Joey finds out if it should be celebrated, or left in the catacombs at the happiest place on earth. Well, he does find out one thing: it puts to rest all those nasty turkey leg rumors at Disney.
It's the first of a five-part series, as the Animated Heroine counts down her favorite animated films of all time, starting with numbers 25 to 21.
We can only imagine what the execs at Disney were thinking when they greenlighted an animated musical featuring Roseanne Barr as a talking cow... or maybe we can magically go back in time and see it for ourselves!
Treasure Planet: A movie that dares to show us the future of swashbuckling. Turns out it's a lot like the past, only with more robots. Also, it has air in space.
The Animated Heroine looks at Pixar's latest animated film, the prequel to 2001's Monsters, Inc., to find out if it's up to their usual standards!