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This might as well be the 34583rd film adaptation of A Christmas Carol, now brought to us from the schmucks at Image Movers! Bah, Humbug!
“It was a bit frustrating to see a supporting cast of instantly lovable and visually dynamic characters end up as little more than set dressing.”
To celebrate the 86th anniversary of one of his favorite cartoon characters, Joey counts down some of his most memorable moments!
The Animated Heroine reviews Disney's Big Hero 6. Does it live up to the hype?
A discussion of how the biggest animated movie of 2013 does in its portrayal of introverts.
In this episode: princesses, knights and queens, Linkara, Count Jackula, and some of the reasons Frozen was so insanely popular. Also, Ursa breaks into song. Because how else would you expect her to celebrate her 100th episode?
Joey doesn't think the sky is the only thing falling in this review.
“Contains just a bit more cannibalism than one would expect from a Disney-produced Lone Ranger movie.”
“The details we’re given about Ursula’s history are begging to be explored. Who was she before she was banished? And what did she do to be banished?”
“After seeing it, I can safely say this is as close to date rape as Disney is going to get. It seems it was only put forth as a veiled allegory because the movie is for kids. Had it been for adults, it would have just been rape.”
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The Animated Heroine finally finishes her countdown! After six long months, get ready to find out what her all-time favorite animated movies are!
Here Are Some Additional Disney Princesses For Fox News To Worry About
“I can’t even tell you what High School Musical 3 is about, other than prepping its tweener audience for the existential despair of their final months in high school.”
Satan Gets The Oscars To Revoke Best Song Nomination For Good Upstanding Christian Ditty 'Alone Yet Not Alone'
Listen To Bing Crosby's 'I'll Be Home For Christmas' And Remember That It Is OK To Be Sad During The Holidays
The audience at my showing of Saving Mr. Banks clapped at the end of PL Travers’ and Walt Disney’s two-decade fucktussle getting Mary Poppins to the screen. The audience was wrong. Sure, it was pleasing to see a movie starring…