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The king has returned... but is that a good thing?
“So destroying a machine that’s beaming negative thoughts into our heads will somehow cause global warming to stop?”
Is one of the movie's biggest plot holes an intentional metaphor for that uncomfortable time for boys and girls?
See which movies made it to the top of Joey's list!
The yin and yang of arcade-inspired movies. Lets see how they match up!
Joey hopes he's not in the doghouse if he didn't include your favorite!
Does the legend of Robin Hood work with talking animals and recycled animation?
Sofie reviews the 2002 video game Kingdom Hearts.
How many channels are you paying for that you never, ever watch? The days when viewers would brag how many hundreds of channels they get are 20 years gone, at least. Here is the meager handful of channels viewers say they actually want... and what they're willing to pay for them.
“I wish they’d spent as much time working on the storyline as the visuals, but it is what it is.”
The Lion King: it's a family movie. And that's a good thing! Ursa discusses Winning All The Awards, family vs. children's media, and universal themes.
There's plenty of need to fear!
In this editorial, Joey asks if Disney (not Pixar) should really be making animated sequels like the just announced Frozen 2.
This episode, Ursa is truly... well... enchanted, and she's talking Disney, cynicism, magic, and why reference jokes do not a good film make. Plus, Amy Adams holds a live fish in her mouth while talking to Ariel.
Which ones made it to the top... of the worst?
This might as well be the 34583rd film adaptation of A Christmas Carol, now brought to us from the schmucks at Image Movers! Bah, Humbug!
“It was a bit frustrating to see a supporting cast of instantly lovable and visually dynamic characters end up as little more than set dressing.”
To celebrate the 86th anniversary of one of his favorite cartoon characters, Joey counts down some of his most memorable moments!
The Animated Heroine reviews Disney's Big Hero 6. Does it live up to the hype?
A discussion of how the biggest animated movie of 2013 does in its portrayal of introverts.