Welcome back to Movie Duels, in which we watch two dueling movies and offer our eminently qualified opinion of which film, if any, has a reason for existing, and which one should have been left back...
“Oh, the places you’ll be dragged, dear viewer.”
“Damn, first half the world gets frozen over, then Cheney gets to be President. It really is the apocalypse!”
“The movie presents actual ‘history’, but only the sort of ancient history that comes about from forgetting you have a test on paleontology until the night before, and then half-watching Jurassic Park in lieu of actually studying. And then, based on the events in the latter portion of this movie, chasing it with a repeat of Stargate SG-1.”
“Godzilla is a giant mutant lizard that enjoys nights on the town and long walks in the rain. He’s very, very interested in starting a family. And ladies, not only is he single, but he’s the only one of his species.”
“Godzilla is a giant mutant lizard that enjoys nights on the town and long walks in the rain. He’s very, very interested in starting a family. And ladies, not only is he single, but he’s the only one of his species.”
“Godzilla is a giant mutant lizard that enjoys nights on the town and long walks in the rain. He’s very, very interested in starting a family. And ladies, not only is he single, but he’s the only one of his species.”
“Godzilla is a giant mutant lizard that enjoys nights on the town and long walks in the rain. He’s very, very interested in starting a family. And ladies, not only is he single, but he’s the only one of his species.”
“Godzilla is a giant mutant lizard that enjoys nights on the town and long walks in the rain. He’s very, very interested in starting a family. And ladies, not only is he single, but he’s the only one of his species.”
“Godzilla is a giant mutant lizard that enjoys nights on the town and long walks in the rain. He’s very, very interested in starting a family. And ladies, not only is he single, but he’s the only one of his species.”
“Godzilla is a giant mutant lizard that enjoys nights on the town and long walks in the rain. He’s very, very interested in starting a family. And ladies, not only is he single, but he’s the only one of his species.”
“Godzilla is a giant mutant lizard that enjoys nights on the town and long walks in the rain. He’s very, very interested in starting a family. And ladies, not only is he single, but he’s the only one of his species.”
“Godzilla is a giant mutant lizard that enjoys nights on the town and long walks in the rain. He’s very, very interested in starting a family. And ladies, not only is he single, but he’s the only one of his species.”
“Godzilla is a giant mutant lizard that enjoys nights on the town and long walks in the rain. He’s very, very interested in starting a family. And ladies, not only is he single, but he’s the only one of his species.”
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