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Il Neige becomes possessed by a bad British accent that forces him to review the movie Snakes on a Plane!
Yeah... The Final Destination. Unfortunately, it wasn't quite as final as Final Destination 5. But in terms of quality, it is the lowest point in the franchise (so far)!
Let's see if we can still spot Ali Larter's navel, as well as those iconic Logs of Doom that even Quentin Tarantino idolizes (no joke!). This is the second installment in Joey's Final Destination retrospective!
Essentially a 100-minute forced meme, the movie stars Samuel L. Jackson as an FBI agent protecting a key witness on a flight to L.A. to testify against the mob. To rub the guy out, the bad guys release dozens of angry snakes on his plane, which is surely the dumbest airplane-related scheme to take out a witness since Airport '79.
"Not only did they take an idiotic R-rated B movie famous for its internet buzz-worthy title and make it safe for family viewing, but they also allowed one guy with a computer and a TV capture card to cause a minor sensation that swept across the globe, and ultimately inspired a bit on a late night talk show."