Bubble Boy (2001)
“Bubble Boy is such a misfire all around that it should be considered a medical nightmare.”
Tagged: Danny Trejo
Predators (2010)
“The hunted are mostly one-dimensional, but the hunters are shown in all their glory and look fearsome as they track their prey.”
VIDEO: Bad Ass 2: Bad Asses (2014)
Danny Trejo returns as the Epic Beard Guy, but this time, there’s no memes to save him, so he enlists the help of Bernie (Danny Glover) to take down an evil drug cabal. Explosions, action, and old people pretending to be bad asses, it’s Dannytastic!
VIDEO: Machete (2010)
It’s Film Renegado’s second anniversary! And what better way to celebrate than with more Danny Trejo? This is… Machete!
VIDEO: Reindeer Games (2000)
This week, Cecil gets serious again to talk about John Frankenheimer’s extremely under-appreciated action crime thriller Reindeer Games starring Ben Affleck, Gary Sinise, and Charlize Theron. And stay tuned after the review for a reading of the classic holiday poem “‘Twas the Flick Before Christmas”!
VIDEO: Bad Ass (2012)
Remember Epic Beard Man? Well, it turns out they made a movie about him. That’s right, somebody’s cell phone video of two guys fighting on a bus has been made into a movie… starring Danny Trejo. No, really.
VIDEO: Spy Kids 4-D: All the Time in the World (2011)
The cast has completely changed since the previous movies, with Jessica Alba as the spy kids’ mother, Community‘s Joel Mchale as a spy hunter, and the voice of Ricky Gervais giving a terrible performance as a robot dog. This movie stinks in every possible sense of the word.
VIDEO: Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams (2002)
Renegado faces Robert Rodriguez’s second attempt at making a movie for kids. In this installment, the siblings find themselves on a strange island with Ray Harryhausen-inspired hybrid creatures created by a crazy scientist named Romero (Steve Buscemi). Also, there’s Ricardo Montalbán in a wheelchair.
VIDEO: Delta Farce (2007)
Renegado gets angry at Delta Farce, the disastrously unfunny comedy starring Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and DJ Qualls as a group of National Guardsmen who crash land in Mexico and for some reason think they’re in Iraq. The movie scores some points for casting Danny Trejo as the bad guy, and the exquisite Marisol Nichols as his woman, but immediately forfeits those points by including Jeff Dunham and his talking jalapeño puppet.
Death Wish 4: The Crackdown (1987) (part 3 of 3)
“See, this is why you don’t get a vigilante to play spy.”
Death Wish 4: The Crackdown (1987) (part 2 of 3)
“See, this is why you don’t get a vigilante to play spy.”
Death Wish 4: The Crackdown (1987) (part 1 of 3)
“See, this is why you don’t get a vigilante to play spy.”
Marked for Death (1990) (part 2 of 2)
“Can you really have a gentle side if one of the things hanging on your wall is a picture frame full of guns?”
Marked for Death (1990) (part 1 of 2)
“Can you really have a gentle side if one of the things hanging on your wall is a picture frame full of guns?”
Anaconda (1997) (part 5 of 5)
“This movie can bore you in a thousand ways!”
Anaconda (1997) (part 4 of 5)
“This movie can bore you in a thousand ways!”
Anaconda (1997) (part 3 of 5)
“This movie can bore you in a thousand ways!”
Anaconda (1997) (part 2 of 5)
“This movie can bore you in a thousand ways!”
Anaconda (1997) (part 1 of 5)
“This movie can bore you in a thousand ways!”
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