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Tagged: Danny Trejo

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Jul 31, 2019

Hit or Bomb? August 2019 movie predictions

As we all know, August is traditionally a dumping ground for films without much blockbuster potential, so it’s time for us to adjust our expectations way way down and predict which films released this month will be HITs and…

· by Rob Kirchgassner · Dec 14, 2015

Bubble Boy (2001)

“Bubble Boy is such a misfire all around that it should be considered a medical nightmare.”

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· by Steve Birkett · Dec 29, 2014

Predators (2010)

“The hunted are mostly one-dimensional, but the hunters are shown in all their glory and look fearsome as they track their prey.”

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· by Film Renegado · Apr 19, 2014

VIDEO: Bad Ass 2: Bad Asses (2014)

Danny Trejo returns as the Epic Beard Guy, but this time, there's no memes to save him, so he enlists the help of Bernie (Danny Glover) to take down an evil drug cabal. Explosions, action, and old people pretending to be bad asses, it's Dannytastic!

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· by Film Renegado · Jan 16, 2013

VIDEO: Machete (2010)

It's Film Renegado's second anniversary! And what better way to celebrate than with more Danny Trejo? This is... Machete!

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · Dec 24, 2012

VIDEO: Reindeer Games (2000)

This week, Cecil gets serious again to talk about John Frankenheimer's extremely under-appreciated action crime thriller Reindeer Games starring Ben Affleck, Gary Sinise, and Charlize Theron. And stay tuned after the review for a reading of the classic holiday poem "'Twas the Flick Before Christmas"!

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· by Film Renegado · Dec 23, 2012

VIDEO: Bad Ass (2012)

Remember Epic Beard Man? Well, it turns out they made a movie about him. That's right, somebody's cell phone video of two guys fighting on a bus has been made into a movie... starring Danny Trejo. No, really.

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· by Film Renegado · Sep 20, 2012

VIDEO: Spy Kids 4-D: All the Time in the World (2011)

The cast has completely changed since the previous movies, with Jessica Alba as the spy kids' mother, Community's Joel Mchale as a spy hunter, and the voice of Ricky Gervais giving a terrible performance as a robot dog. This movie stinks in every possible sense of the word.

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· by Film Renegado · Aug 15, 2012

VIDEO: Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams (2002)

Renegado faces Robert Rodriguez's second attempt at making a movie for kids. In this installment, the siblings find themselves on a strange island with Ray Harryhausen-inspired hybrid creatures created by a crazy scientist named Romero (Steve Buscemi). Also, there's Ricardo Montalbán in a wheelchair.

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· by Film Renegado · Apr 7, 2012

VIDEO: Delta Farce (2007)

Renegado gets angry at Delta Farce, the disastrously unfunny comedy starring Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and DJ Qualls as a group of National Guardsmen who crash land in Mexico and for some reason think they're in Iraq. The movie scores some points for casting Danny Trejo as the bad guy, and the exquisite Marisol Nichols as his woman, but immediately forfeits those points by including Jeff Dunham and his talking jalapeño puppet.