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It’s the Christmas movie season, where studios typically roll out lots of big blockbusters and awards bait, but much like two years ago, the release schedule is pretty light this year, because the assumption seems to once again be that…
Where does your mind go when you think about the movie Monster Trucks? Are you fascinated by a stellar cast signing up for what was essentially a Nickelodeon TV movie? Are you amazed that Adam Goodman, president of Paramount,…
“Oh, the places you’ll be dragged, dear viewer.”
Danny Trejo returns as the Epic Beard Guy, but this time, there's no memes to save him, so he enlists the help of Bernie (Danny Glover) to take down an evil drug cabal. Explosions, action, and old people pretending to be bad asses, it's Dannytastic!
Phil Buni brings you Wes Anderson's most underrated film, The Royal Tenenbaums, starring Gwyneth Paltrow, Ben Stiller, and Luke Wilson as former child prodigies whose lives have all gone horribly wrong thanks to their father (Gene Hackman), who suddenly reappears in their lives, claiming he has weeks to live.
Two franchises, eight movies, and one humor writer with a lot of time on his hands!