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Dov Charney Firing Means No Longer Having To Choose Between 'Labor' and 'Not Being Rapey'
Soccer Man Clint Dempsey Spits Hot Fire on New Rap Album
A Secondhand Tale Of Dov Charney ALLEGEDLY Being Gross
Dumb Fundie Says Laverne Cox Is Part Of Satan's Plan To Promote Transgender Rights
How To Get Drunk Like A Dirty Foreigner
Claire McCaskill Gives Dr. Oz the Miracle Cure for Being a Snake-Oil Salesman
Fearsome Lynx Adopts Adorable Stray Kitty Cat
You People And Your Problems: 'My Fellow Teachers Bullied Me For Being A Lesbian!'
Here Are Some Other Stupid Offensive Football Team Names
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio Croaks His Way From the South Bay to the Valley
Why I Hated Kickstarter (And Why I Changed My Mind)
Children's Book Character 'Squishy Blueberry' Teaches Emotional Intelligence
Retirement Home Meth Lab Proves Seniors Can Do It All!
Sportsball Time! USA v Ghana Twitter Recap
Now That I'm Married, My Friends Ignore Me!
KFC Corporate Headquarters Briefly Restores Faith In Humanity (No, We Are Serious)
Recipe: Sexy Brazilian World Cup Chimichurri
Awesome Pick-Up Artist Moves From An Actual Hot Human Woman (Video)
Kickstarter ... Wait, No, Change.org Petition To Get Eric Cantor On Dancing With The Stars (Video)
Morning Sideboob: Miley Cyrus Is Almost Naked