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Duck Dynasty Is The New 'White Santa' And Now There Is So Much Derp
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Let's Fap One Out On The Ground For Al Goldstein Of 'Screw'
Barack Obama Puts Duck Dynasty Guy In Free Speech Prison
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This Duck Dynasty Chia Pet Beard Planter Thing Is Our New Must-Have Christmas Gift
Science Finally Does Something Useful, Proves Alcohol + Caffeine = Love And Happiness
Hot Upcoming Kevin Sorbo/Dean Cain Flick 'God's Not Dead' Brings Your Angry Uncle's Email Forwards To Life
Shia LaBeouf Just Can't Stop Himself From Stealing Everything On The Internet
The audience at my showing of Saving Mr. Banks clapped at the end of PL Travers’ and Walt Disney’s two-decade fucktussle getting Mary Poppins to the screen. The audience was wrong. Sure, it was pleasing to see a movie starring…
Help Us Make Best Friends With Some Diamonds This Christmas
Yes We Will Watch Christina Ricci Chew Some Scenery In This Lifetime Lizzie Borden Movie
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There Is A Thing Called An NFL Forest Face And We Must Have It For Christmas