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Cee Lo Green would like women to know why it's okay when he rapes them
Does anyone else think the violence in Iraq kinda sorta looks like this Biblical prophesy, if you squint and lean to the left and spill chicken soup over most of the words?
Painful Memories, or Learning When to Stop Watching The Simpsons
Homer Simpson is smarter than Ted Mosby... and richer, too
Miley Cyrus cavorts with druggie fugitives, proves Rand Paul should be president of everything
Which animated lass grows up to be your ideal girlfriend? (Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon ‘cause that cartoon has got the boom…)
Breaking Bad proves it's never too late to sell out, pitches Emmys with reality show spoof video
Can't imagine a more succinct and accurate takedown of certain cable news channels these days
Bill O'Reilly takes the televangelist torch and runs with it
More reasons to love Tina Fey, hate Sarah Palin
Right-wing comedy ninja to launch stealth attack so sneaky almost no one will ever see it
Michelle Duggar wants a better look at your genitalia before you head into the restroom with her daughter
Former TV heartthrob comes out as messiah
Hot Klingon-on-Vulcan action is okay, as long as they’re not both girls
The devil made you do it? That's no excuse with this great new smartphone app!
A thank you letter to Robin Williams
HappyNiceTimePeople Is Dead. Long Live HappyNiceTimePeople
What Is Really Happening in Gustav Klimt's 'The Kiss'?
Let's Imagine What This Puppy Is Thinking
Megyn Kelly Knows White Santa Is Real, Has Serious Doubts About Women's 'Health'