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Richard Simmons Loves This Shirt!
Let Happy Help You Celebrate Spring With An Asparagus And Tomato Tart
Seven More Terrible Things Jonah From 'Veep' Could Be Besides A Dirty Blogger
Thought Catalog MRA Dude So Sad Ladies Keep Getting Their Privilege All Over Him
Sorry Ladies, But You Are Terrible Hairy Beasts Who Cannot Handle Double Thick Burgers
PETA Would Like To Sell You Delicious Vegan Treats At Jeffrey Dahmer's Childhood Home
Thankfully, The Sun Does Not Revolve Around The Earth Even If Captain Janeway Says It Does
Game Of Thrones Recap: So Much Blood And Boobs, Never Enough Blood And Boobs
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Binge-Watching With MoDo Edition
Koch Brothers Seek Comic Geniuses For Rightwing Improv Troupe
Google Would Like To Trademark The Word 'Glass' Because They Don't Control Enough Of The World Yet
Captain America Lets ScarJo Act, Because He Is the Nicest Avenger
No, YOU'RE Crying Over this Sweet "Screw You, Haters" Ad From Honey Maid Graham Crackers
Morning Sideboob: James Franco Stars in 'To Catch a Predator'
Homosexual Mafia Kills Firefox So Now You Have To Use Internet Explorer Forever
Brad Pitt Should Not Make Movie About Steubenville Rape, Because
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'While You Are Over There': An Interview With TWOP's Jacob Clifton By Himself
19 Kids And Counting Recap: Jessa Duggar Goes A-Courtin'
Colorado has its official first marijuana-related death: a young college student fell from a balcony and the coroner decided having THC in his system must have meant it was an after-school special where kids on "the pot" think they can fly. But I literally, actually almost died from marijuana. And now I will tell you my story.