Patrons get an ad-free experience and full access to our archives. Support the Agony Booth for as little as $1/month!
Duggars issue kissing challenge, Wonkette responds in Wonkette fashion
What would you do with $100 million and limited time? Simpson co-creator gives a beautiful answer.
Cramming New Ads into Old Music Videos... Or, These Singers Weren't Using Their Artist Integrity Anyway
Cosby runs and hides after renewed public interest in all those rape allegations
Kurdish TV takes the "Weird Al" approach to fighting ISIS
I've never wanted to have a threesome with Bert and Ernie so bad in my life... (inappropriately sexy Halloween costumes)
Little Timmy wants to be a meth dealer now. Thanks, Toys R Us.
Did you forget Bill Cosby is an accused serial rapist? Hannibal Buress didn't.
Guy who loves children's TV shows a little too much also loves white people WAY too much
Win a date with the Most Interesting Man in the World
I'll start my own Captain Planet... with hookers and blackjack!
Pat Robertson blames "Jewish radical" for destroying U.S. Air Force singlehandedly
Say, you don't think there's anything shady going on with that Sarah Palin TV thing, do you?
XX: The depressingly low and yet record high number of women working in primetime television
Christ likes his bride well armed, says Pat Robertson
All hail, Sen. Ted Cruz, savior and protector of TV viewers everywhere!
The 6 Worst Attempts to Drag Jack the Ripper into Your Television
On Joan Rivers
A Quick Guide to Reality Shows for the Perpetually Confused
First, a quick apology to my mother, who let me know that she does not approve of “that word,” even when combined with and directed at Republicans. You know which word I’m talking about. Republicunt. Don’t say Republicunt. Just strike…