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Tagged: Culture

· by Jordon Davis · May 1, 2017

Everything you need to know about law school (is in Legally Blonde)

!!!!! Omigod! Omigod, you guys !!!!! Look at you. You’re pathetic. You’re one month from graduating college and your biggest achievement was making a bong out of half a grapefruit and two crazy straws. What are you going to do…

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· by Rick Lewis · Sep 8, 2015

Never Watch TV with Queen Elizabeth II

WARNING: Queen Elizabeth is like one of those Star Trek fans that won't shut up and let you watch. Also, she only likes old lady shows.

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· by Rick Lewis · Sep 3, 2015

Smelly Cats Gonna Smell, Smell, Smell, Smell, Smell

Taylor Swift invites Lisa Kudrow up on stage to sing "Smelly Cat" - and yes, there's video. Why is Friends so popular among people who weren't even old enough to watch it the first time around?

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· by Susan Velazquez · Aug 31, 2015

Which TV Husband Would Have an AshleyMadison Account?

The AshleyMadison scandal isn't limited to real life husbands and wives. Let's take a look at which boob tube spouses would be looking for boobs and tubes online.

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· by Marion Stein · Aug 10, 2015

Do You Watch More TV than a Brit?

When, in the course of human events, it because necessary for one people to totally kick the ass of another at total TV watched over a lifetime, you bet your fat ass that the U.S. of A. will come out on top!

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· by Julie Kushner · Jul 27, 2015

Everybody in the House Do the Bartman . . . For $38 Grand

How much money would you shell out for the rights to "Do the Bartman"? If it's more than you've got in your couch cushions right now, we're about to prove your entire childhood was a lie. Step inside and let us disillusion you.

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· by Marion Stein · Jul 21, 2015

The Emmys Must Never Be Joked About – Even When You’re Serious

HNTP presents: Life Lessons for White People. Today's class: Subtle signs that the smiling, laughing, self-effacing black man in front of you might be making a joke, even if he uses a bad word.

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· by Julie Kushner · Jul 1, 2015

Sofia Vergara’s Frozen Embryos to Wacky Egg-Tivist Nutbars, “LET IT GOOOO! Let it Go!”

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· by Susan Velazquez · Jun 26, 2015

I KNEW IT: Mindy Kaling Confirms Filming Sex Scenes ARE Sexy

We've heard actors deny it before. "Filming sex scenes are soooo uncomfortable," they say in interviews as they push their sunglasses over their faces so no one can look into their eyes. "I mean, making out with Ryan Gosling? Or Angelina Jolie? Or both at the same time? Gross! Yuck!"