!!!!! Omigod! Omigod, you guys !!!!! Look at you. You’re pathetic. You’re one month from graduating college and your biggest achievement was making a bong out of half a grapefruit and two crazy straws....
WARNING: Queen Elizabeth is like one of those Star Trek fans that won’t shut up and let you watch. Also, she only likes old lady shows.
Taylor Swift invites Lisa Kudrow up on stage to sing “Smelly Cat” – and yes, there’s video. Why is Friends so popular among people who weren’t even old enough to watch it the first time around?
The AshleyMadison scandal isn’t limited to real life husbands and wives. Let’s take a look at which boob tube spouses would be looking for boobs and tubes online.
When, in the course of human events, it because necessary for one people to totally kick the ass of another at total TV watched over a lifetime, you bet your fat ass that the U.S. of A. will come out on top!
How much money would you shell out for the rights to “Do the Bartman”? If it’s more than you’ve got in your couch cushions right now, we’re about to prove your entire childhood was a lie. Step inside and let us disillusion you.
HNTP presents: Life Lessons for White People. Today’s class: Subtle signs that the smiling, laughing, self-effacing black man in front of you might be making a joke, even if he uses a bad word.
Sofia Vergara’s Frozen Embryos to Wacky Egg-Tivist Nutbars, “LET IT GOOOO! Let it Go!”
We’ve heard actors deny it before. “Filming sex scenes are soooo uncomfortable,” they say in interviews as they push their sunglasses over their faces so no one can look into their eyes. “I mean, making out with Ryan Gosling? Or Angelina Jolie? Or both at the same time? Gross! Yuck!”
Hey, GLAAD: 10 nominees for “Outstanding Drama Series” is too damn many!
Ultra-racist Rupert Murdoch says some ultra-racist stuff… Does anyone care?
Pirates are stealing America’s greatest treasure!
The Golden Globes are nothing but a liberal plot, and I’ll tell you why!
“Tranny-tastic”
Bryan Cranston reads the modern children’s classic “You Have to F**King Eat”
Kirk Cameron Is Saving Christmas from… Sarah Palin??
Duck Dynasty is getting a Broadway-style musical… and we’ve got your first look at the script!
More proof how awesome it is to be a dude, as if any were needed
Dr. Oz opens himself to internet ridicule, internet does not disappoint
Classic cartoon underoos for adults! With bonus sexism!
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