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If there's anything that unites the world, it's the fact that we all love trashy reality TV with trashy celebrities doing despicable things. So, of course, the Chinese government has no choice but to destroy it. Thanks, Obama.
When East Germany was under the thumb of the Evil Empire, a young soldier is forced into the undercover spy biz to save his dying mother and get back to his super-hot girlfriend, although not necessarily in that order.
DOWNTON ABBEY RECAP: The Crawleys Listen to the Wireless and the World Does Not End (S5:E2)
Not So Classic Christmas Color Classics: Come and Visit Us
Gabriel Garcia Marquez Loved Fidel Castro, Time To Burn All Your Copies Of 'Solitude'
History Shocker! Ayn Rand Helped FBI Find Communist Influence In 'It's A Wonderful Life'