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“It appears a significant amount of footage has been put back in just to explain continuity gaffes in the Lester Cut that only hardcore OCD Superman fans ever cared about.”
“Even with all of Lester’s silly comedy bits, Superman II is still superior to any other superhero movie that would come along for decades.”
The Porn Critic steps out of his Porn Critic persona for his very first non-porn, totally safe-for-work movie review! Superman III is widely considered one of the worst Superman films, but in actuality, it’s comedy genius. Watch the review and find out why!
We know what you’re thinking: Superman: The Movie has a great cast, an iconic score, and awesome special effects. Isn’t this movie too good to make fun of, and obsessively nitpick over? To that we say: Welcome to the Agony Booth! Is this your first time here?
“This movie is really starting to hurt me in my common sense.”
“This movie is really starting to hurt me in my common sense.”
“This movie is really starting to hurt me in my common sense.”
“This movie is really starting to hurt me in my common sense.”
“This movie is really starting to hurt me in my common sense.”
“This movie is really starting to hurt me in my common sense.”
“This movie is really starting to hurt me in my common sense.”
“This movie is really starting to hurt me in my common sense.”
“This movie is really starting to hurt me in my common sense.”
“This movie is really starting to hurt me in my common sense.”
“This movie is really starting to hurt me in my common sense.”
“This movie is really starting to hurt me in my common sense.”
In the third installment of this blockbuster franchise, we finally learn that Superman is an angry drunk who prefers unprotected sex with strangers.
In the third installment of this blockbuster franchise, we finally learn that Superman is an angry drunk who prefers unprotected sex with strangers.
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