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'Scrooged' Is Your Misanthropic Holiday Classic For The Ages
'Never Mind The Baubles' Is The Sex Pistols Christmas Movie You Desperately Wish You Could See
The Unusual Suspect reviews Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, starring Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern, and Tim Curry!
Julie Andrews Makes Peggy Lee Dress Up Like A Sexy 1970s Sugar Plum Fairy In This Christmas Special
My Little Pony is a thing now, so why not talk about a cartoon based on another popular girls' toy from back in the day: Barbie! Here she is in her very first feature-length movie, Barbie in the Nutcracker, which as you might have guessed is also a Christmas movie.
Who would've thought there'd be another movie based on the famous Christmas jingle "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?" Well... Joey sure didn't, until he saw this movie. Watch as he finds out if it takes a steaming reindeer dump on the legacy of one of his favorite holiday specials.
Bright Eyes' Version Of 'God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen' Will Impress And Rock You Even If You Hate Bright Eyes
The Animated Heroine looks at one of her favorite Christmas specials as a kid.
'Tis the season for crappy holiday cartoons on the Cartoon Palooza, starting with the sequel to the Fairly OddParents movie Grow Up Timmy Turner!.
Last year, the Horror Guru reviewed the highly controversial killer Santa flick Silent Night, Deadly Night for his second annual Blood Splattered Christmas Special! Get ready for his third Christmas special, coming soon!
This Christmas Movie Will Fill Your Stocking With Santorum
Count Jackula celebrates Christmas with a disturbing horror holiday movie from Finland! In Rare Exports, a young boy spies on a mining operation that unearths the real Santa Claus, who was locked in an ancient prison because he was murdering little kids for fun. Also in this episode: Jackula teaches special guest Mr. Mendo about the true nature of Santa Claus!
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! For the holidays, Suspect looks at the highest grossing Christmas movie ever, Home Alone, starring Macaulay Culkin as an eight year old left home alone who soon learns how to unleash brutal, near-lethal violence on Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern.
Welcome to the last day of Suzie's look at beloved Christmas Specials from years past. Today, she looks at a wonderful British classic: an animated adaptation of Beatrix Potter's The Tailor of Gloucester done for the BBC series The World of Peter Rabbit and Friends.
It's the beginning of an annual holiday tradition! Come spend Christmas with the Cinema Slob and all of his friends, including Brad Jones AKA the Cinema Snob, the Last Angry Geek, "Steve", and the entire Agony Booth crew (plus or minus 17 reviewers).
It's now Day Four of the Blockbuster Chick's 5 Days of Christmas Specials. Only one more to go after this! For this Christmas Eve special, sit back, relax, and get cozy with a random cat to enjoy A Garfield Christmas!
'Ello and welcome to Day Three of Blockbuster Chick's 5 Days of Christmas Specials! Today's review is of a British classic, a stop-motion animated special starring Rudolph's lazy, overweight son Robbie the Reindeer: Hooves of Fire!
In a sequel to the original controversial Agonizer article, Mendo returns to rub more salt in the wounds of anyone who dares to praise this holiday "classic" in his presence! Featuring a panoply of guest stars from some of your favorite Hack Attack episodes!
It's Day Two of the Blockbuster Chick's Christmas specials, and as promised, she's examining the Hanna-Barbera classic (yes, it is a classic, apparently) Christmas Comes to Pac-Land, a holiday special based on the Saturday morning Pac-Man animated series.
The Blockbuster Chick is taking part in another Red Ribbon Reviewers Month by looking at Christmas specials! She's starting things off with a look at the Disney classic Winnie the Pooh and Christmas Too! Enjoy!