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I think I've figured out why I have such a sweet spot for Chanel #5. No, it's not because I enjoy the cheap vagina dentata jokes. Although, to be fair, who would have predicted that such an outlandish throwaway line would become a recurring joke?
Welcome to Ryan Murphy's Scream Queens, where killers get away with murder and not in a fun, twisty How to Get Away with Murder kind of way, but because everyone is so stupid and willfully obtuse that it makes you wonder how there's not a Purge-type scenario happening 24/7.
Chanel is excited to go to Chad's for Thanksgiving but an uninvited guest threatens to ruin her good time. Meanwhile, everyone at the Kappa Thanksgiving takes turn accusing each other of being the killer. What's there to be thankful for again?
The Kappa sisters exchange scary stories, but the real horror comes from Hester's plans to sabotage Chanel. Boone convinces people that he is a ghost so he can carry out his unfinished business. We could call the Ghostbusters, but even they couldn't save these people from their own stupidity.
Mysteries abound! Is #2 speaking from the beyond the grave? Did Dean Munsch kill her ex? Will any of these plots have proper motive and characterization?