Movie Duel: Mission to Mars vs. Red Planet
Welcome back to Movie Duels, in which we watch two dueling movies and offer our eminently qualified opinion of which film, if any, has a reason for existing, and which one should have been left back...
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The Matrix, Revisited: 50% of a great trilogy
“…By which I mean the greatness rests in the first one and half of Reloaded. Matrix: Revolutions contains 0% greatness, 40% stupidity, and 60% boredom.”
VIDEO: The Matrix (1999)
Keanu Reeves is a hacker who learns he’s living inside a virtual reality simulation, and joins in a rebellion against his machine overlords in The Matrix, which gives the Suspect a total nerd-gasm. Watch as he shows his admiration for this kick-ass sci-fi action classic in his usual way: by ridiculing the shit out of it!
VIDEO: Suspect Zero (2004)
In case you ever wanted to know what Se7en was like as a dull paranormal thriller with Harvey Dent as an FBI agent, Gandhi as a telepathic serial killer, and no intelligence whatsoever, just check out this review of Suspect
Zero!
Baywatch “Mirror, Mirror” (part 4 of 4)
“Okay, this episode is already turning into bad fanfic written by a bored housewife in love with David Hasselhoff.”
Baywatch “Mirror, Mirror” (part 3 of 4)
“Okay, this episode is already turning into bad fanfic written by a bored housewife in love with David Hasselhoff.”
Baywatch “Mirror, Mirror” (part 2 of 4)
“Okay, this episode is already turning into bad fanfic written by a bored housewife in love with David Hasselhoff.”
Baywatch “Mirror, Mirror” (part 1 of 4)
“Okay, this episode is already turning into bad fanfic written by a bored housewife in love with David Hasselhoff.”
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