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· by Tyler Peterson · Apr 20, 2017

Movie Duel: Mission to Mars vs. Red Planet

Welcome back to Movie Duels, in which we watch two dueling movies and offer our eminently qualified opinion of which film, if any, has a reason for existing, and which one should have been left back at the pitch …

· by Steven Birkner · Jul 18, 2016

The Matrix, Revisited: 50% of a great trilogy

“...By which I mean the greatness rests in the first one and half of Reloaded. Matrix: Revolutions contains 0% greatness, 40% stupidity, and 60% boredom.”

Movie Review / Movies / Videos

· by Unusual Suspect · Sep 2, 2012

VIDEO: The Matrix (1999)

Keanu Reeves is a hacker who learns he's living inside a virtual reality simulation, and joins in a rebellion against his machine overlords in The Matrix, which gives the Suspect a total nerd-gasm. Watch as he shows his admiration for this kick-ass sci-fi action classic in his usual way: by ridiculing the shit out of it!

Movie Review / Movies / Videos

· by Full of Questions · Apr 15, 2012

VIDEO: Suspect Zero (2004)

In case you ever wanted to know what Se7en was like as a dull paranormal thriller with Harvey Dent as an FBI agent, Gandhi as a telepathic serial killer, and no intelligence whatsoever, just check out this review of Suspect Zero!