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In his 50th review, Joey receives a divine request to look at Delgo, which was considered for the longest time to be the biggest CG turkey of all time!
It's time to take a look at one of Don Bluth's strangest films! Set in the late 1930s, the movie is about a German shepherd voiced by Burt Reynolds who gets killed by his business partner, but leaves Heaven and goes back to Earth to exact his brutal, violent revenge. With the help of a cute orphan!
“Delgo is the trite tale of two species battling for control of their generic fantasyland and the star-crossed lovers (voiced by Freddie Prinze, Jr. and Jennifer Love Hewitt) caught in the middle, featuring cheap CGI, endless clichés, and terrible comic relief courtesy of an exceptionally irritating Chris Kattan. If you missed this one in theaters (and odds are very, very good that you did), here’s your chance to find out if it’s as bad as its domestic gross suggests!”
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“While we’re in a bit of a lull, I’d just like to say that this is the laziest piece of shit movie I have ever had the displeasure of watching in my entire life.”
“While we’re in a bit of a lull, I’d just like to say that this is the laziest piece of shit movie I have ever had the displeasure of watching in my entire life.”
“While we’re in a bit of a lull, I’d just like to say that this is the laziest piece of shit movie I have ever had the displeasure of watching in my entire life.”
“While we’re in a bit of a lull, I’d just like to say that this is the laziest piece of shit movie I have ever had the displeasure of watching in my entire life.”
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“While we’re in a bit of a lull, I’d just like to say that this is the laziest piece of shit movie I have ever had the displeasure of watching in my entire life.”
“While we’re in a bit of a lull, I’d just like to say that this is the laziest piece of shit movie I have ever had the displeasure of watching in my entire life.”
“While we’re in a bit of a lull, I’d just like to say that this is the laziest piece of shit movie I have ever had the displeasure of watching in my entire life.”
“While we’re in a bit of a lull, I’d just like to say that this is the laziest piece of shit movie I have ever had the displeasure of watching in my entire life.”
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"Uwe Boll breaks rules of drama so obvious that you never knew they existed until you see them not being followed."
"Uwe Boll breaks rules of drama so obvious that you never knew they existed until you see them not being followed."
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