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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · May 14, 2020

Franchise Evolution: The Unbreakable Trilogy, part 3: Glass (2019)

Previously in the Unbreakable Trilogy: In the wake of 2016’s Split—an effective horror-thriller in spite of its paltry $9 million budget and a depiction of multiple personality disorder straight out of 1970s TV movies—some feared writer-director M. Night Shyamalan…

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Jan 31, 2019

Hit or Bomb? February 2019 movie predictions

It’s a new month, and this one isn’t quite as much of a dumping ground as the last one, but still not a whole lot better. Nevertheless, our box office gurus are going to persevere and again take the time…

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Jan 15, 2019

Franchise Evolution: The Unbreakable Trilogy, part 2: Split (2016)

Previously in the Unbreakable Trilogy: Despite mediocre reviews, 2000’s Unbreakable was a pretty sizable hit for M. Night Shyamalan, who then went on to experience years of diminishing critical and commercial returns culminating in bombs like Lady in the Water…

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Jan 14, 2019

Franchise Evolution: The Unbreakable Trilogy, part 1: Unbreakable (2000)

Lately, a lot of film critics and film fans have been revisiting Unbreakable, M. Night Shyamalan’s deconstructionist take on superhero mythology, mostly thanks to a mid-credits scene in Shyamalan’s 2016 thriller Split that revealed it was secretly a backdoor…

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Jan 3, 2019

Hit or Bomb? January 2019 movie predictions

It’s January, Hollywood’s usual dumping ground for lackluster movies, and this year might be the Januariest January in recent memory. Despite a paltry slate consisting mostly of films you can’t believe didn’t go straight to streaming, our box office gurus…

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· by Tyler Peterson · Jun 20, 2017

Movie Duel: Deep Impact vs. Armageddon

People have suggested comparing Deep Impact and Armageddon ever since I started doing Movie Duels. The only reason I haven’t yet is because I was worried about blowing through primo material too early. I’m pretty stoked about it, I…

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· by Unusual Suspect · Dec 26, 2015

VIDEO: Die Hard (1988)

For Christmas this year, the Suspect takes a look at the definitive holiday picture... that features guns, terrorists, and a fuck-ton of explosions. This is Die Hard!

Movie Review / Movies / Videos

· by Cecil Trachenburg · Dec 12, 2015

VIDEO: G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)

A look at the much improved sequel to The Rise of Cobra.

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· by Chelsey McQuitty · Sep 1, 2015

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014)

“It feels like there’s no reason for this movie to have even been made, apart from the first film becoming a cult hit, and comic book adaptations now being even bigger business than they were in 2005.”

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· by Rob Kirchgassner · Apr 18, 2015

Planet Terror (2007)

“I wonder if it ever crossed Rodriguez’s mind that the grainy film and ‘missing reel’ scenes of such movies were not put in there intentionally.”

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· by Ivan K · Oct 14, 2014

Sin City’s biggest sin: Making violence boring

“By the time we get to Elijah Wood with all his limbs chopped off being eaten alive by a wolf, it’s just tiresome.”

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· by M. Reyes · Jun 2, 2014

Sideboob: Scout Willis Campaigns to Free the Nipple

Movies / Text

· by Emma Rose Johnson · Mar 20, 2014

Breaking! ‘Divergent’ Isn’t as Good as the Book, Also Sky is Blue

Breaking! 'Divergent' Isn't as Good as the Book, Also Sky is Blue

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· by Ivan K · Mar 6, 2014

Looper (2012)

“In some ways, it’s like the Goodfellas of time travel films—a compelling drama and character study of people we would never want to cross paths with in real life. ”

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· by Chelsey McQuitty · Jan 23, 2014

Red 2 (2013)

“The script keeps adding twists and turns to the story, giving us several moments where you think the movie’s just about over, only to end up having to sit through another chase sequence.”

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· by Dok Zoom · Dec 25, 2013

‘Die Hard’ Remains The ‘Splodiest Christmas Movie Ever

'Die Hard' Remains The 'Splodiest Christmas Movie Ever

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· by Chelsey McQuitty · Dec 18, 2013

Red (2010)

“Well, it at least looks like everyone involved had a lot of fun making this movie.”

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· by Full of Questions · Nov 4, 2013

VIDEO: The Sixth Sense (1999)

Full of Questions takes a look at The Sixth Sense, where Bruce Willis stalks a very precocious Haley Joel Osment, who has one of the most ridiculously quoted movie lines ever.

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· by Sursum Ursa · Oct 3, 2013

VIDEO: Unbreakable (2000)

Ursa kicks off October with Unbreakable, one of the few M. Night Shyamalan movies with a twist that makes sense. Come for the Bruce Willis, stay for Samuel L. Jackson, deconstruction of the superhero genre, and "Ohhh...how did I not see that coming?"

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· by Ed Harris · Feb 15, 2013

A Good Day to Die Hard (2013)

“I like a good mindless action film as much as the next guy (lord knows I’ve written about enough of them in the past), but I also like to have a little something to chew on as well.”

Tagged: Bruce Willis

Franchise Evolution: The Unbreakable Trilogy, part 3: Glass (2019)

Hit or Bomb? February 2019 movie predictions

Franchise Evolution: The Unbreakable Trilogy, part 2: Split (2016)

Franchise Evolution: The Unbreakable Trilogy, part 1: Unbreakable (2000)

Hit or Bomb? January 2019 movie predictions

Movie Duel: Deep Impact vs. Armageddon

VIDEO: Die Hard (1988)

VIDEO: G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014)

Planet Terror (2007)

Sin City’s biggest sin: Making violence boring

Sideboob: Scout Willis Campaigns to Free the Nipple

Breaking! ‘Divergent’ Isn’t as Good as the Book, Also Sky is Blue

Looper (2012)

Red 2 (2013)

‘Die Hard’ Remains The ‘Splodiest Christmas Movie Ever

Red (2010)

VIDEO: The Sixth Sense (1999)

VIDEO: Unbreakable (2000)

A Good Day to Die Hard (2013)

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