VIDEO: Waterworld (1995)
The troubled history of what was once the most expensive movie ever made.
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Ishtar (1987), a recap (part 9 of 9): The most honest film ever released comes to an end
Chuck and Lyle go commando on the CIA and are rewarded with all their dreams coming true: Namely, a government-funded live album and a girlfriend they can both share.
Ishtar (1987): a recap (part 8 of 9): In the desert, you can remember your lame songs
‘Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain, except the makers of this movie. It’s the penultimate installment of Ishtar!
Ishtar (1987): a recap (part 7 of 9)
“And this is what this movie has finally degenerated to: jokes on the level of someone yelling ‘ching chong, ching chong’ to imitate Chinese people.”
Ishtar (1987): a recap (part 6 of 9)
“Remember when they performed their show at the Chez Casablanca and all the tourists loved it? We were all so much younger then.”
Ishtar (1987), a recap (part 5 of 9): A nod is as good as a wink... to a blind camel
“I got a feeling something went really wrong, and Ishtar got made.”
Ishtar (1987): a recap (part 4 of 9)
“Holy crap, $50 million and Coke couldn’t even get their own product plugged in this movie? No wonder they sold off the studio.”
Ishtar (1987): a recap (part 3 of 9)
“I can’t tell what’s funnier here, the random violence against women, or Lyle being a gay basher. Either way: comedy gold!”
Ishtar (1987): a recap (part 2 of 9)
“Even putting aside the absurd notion of a presumably devout Muslim woman flashing her tits in public, I really can’t imagine who thought this was funny.”
Ishtar (1987): a recap (part 1 of 9)
“Fans of the movie (and yes, this movie does have fans) will tell you it’s actually an underappreciated gem. I’m here to tell you those people might be clinically insane.”
The Lone Ranger (2013)
“Contains just a bit more cannibalism than one would expect from a Disney-produced Lone Ranger movie.”
VIDEO: The Lone Ranger (2013)
Mendo takes on last year's controversial flop, which recently joined the hallowed ranks of films that have been nominated for both Razzies and Oscars. Also, there's some stuff about MAGFest at the beginning, and a bunch of absurd silliness scattered throughout that makes very little sense. In retrospect, Mendo may not have been the best person to tackle this film, but tackle it he shall!
Heaven’s Gate (1980)
“Trust me, this is not a movie where the time simply flies by; you feel every last one of those 219 minutes.”
VIDEO: Delgo (2008)
In his 50th review, Joey receives a divine request to look at Delgo, which was considered for the longest time to be the biggest CG turkey of all time!
VIDEO: Gigli (2003)
Gigli is an absolute train wreck of a movie about a gangster and a pseudo-lesbian hired to kidnap a federal prosecutor's retarded son. And sure enough, the guy pretending to be mentally handicapped is far more believable than Ben Affleck pretending to be a gangster.
VIDEO: Delgo (2008)
“Delgo is the trite tale of two species battling for control of their generic fantasyland and the star-crossed lovers (voiced by Freddie Prinze, Jr. and Jennifer Love Hewitt) caught in the middle, featuring cheap CGI, endless clichés, and terrible comic relief courtesy of an exceptionally irritating Chris Kattan. If you missed this one in theaters (and odds are very, very good that you did), here’s your chance to find out if it’s as bad as its domestic gross suggests!”
Hudson Hawk (1991) (part 13 of 13)
“Writing this kind of dialogue and actually putting it on film should be an offense punishable by a good old-fashioned Korean caning.”
Hudson Hawk (1991) (part 12 of 13)
“Writing this kind of dialogue and actually putting it on film should be an offense punishable by a good old-fashioned Korean caning.”
Hudson Hawk (1991) (part 11 of 13)
“Writing this kind of dialogue and actually putting it on film should be an offense punishable by a good old-fashioned Korean caning.”
Hudson Hawk (1991) (part 10 of 13)
“Writing this kind of dialogue and actually putting it on film should be an offense punishable by a good old-fashioned Korean caning.”
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