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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Feb 2, 2017

Hit or Bomb? February 2017 movie predictions

Another new month is upon us, meaning it’s the time when I would normally go into a long-winded spiel about the kinds of movies you can expect over the next few weeks, but I think we all know the drill:…

· by Jonathan Campbell · Dec 24, 2014

Marvel’s cinematic villain problem

“When people complain about adaptations of a work, it’s because they like the things that end up getting lost in translation, and the classic superhero/supervillain dynamic is one of those things that’s gotten lost in a lot of these Marvel flicks.”

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· by Sursum Ursa · Nov 19, 2014

VIDEO: Iron Man 3 (2013)

Tony Stark: Not just Iron Man any more. In this episode, Ursa discusses the crumbling of Tony's hyper-masculine ideal to reveal someone who's actually... kind of great.

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Oct 29, 2013

Iron Man 3 (2013)

“I’m assuming the next Iron Man movie will feature two hours of Tony Stark sitting in his living room playing with a Kinect.”

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· by Joshua Bell · May 7, 2013

Iron Man 3 (2013)

So by now, most of you probably have had a chance to see Iron Man 3. Which is good, because I don’t want to just beat around the bush for four paragraphs and end up saying little more than “it’s really good, but I can’t be too specific on why”.

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· by Sofie Liv · Apr 25, 2013

VIDEO: Iron Man 3 (2013)

Sofie got lucky, because a certain big blockbuster was released a little bit earlier in Denmark: Namely, the long anticipated Marvel film Iron Man 3, which marks the end of a trilogy... for now.

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· by Full of Questions · Apr 15, 2012

VIDEO: Suspect Zero (2004)

In case you ever wanted to know what Se7en was like as a dull paranormal thriller with Harvey Dent as an FBI agent, Gandhi as a telepathic serial killer, and no intelligence whatsoever, just check out this review of Suspect Zero!

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· by Ed Harris · Jan 12, 2009

The Love Guru (2008) (part 2 of 2)

"Mike Myers's talent for doing multiple characters is offset by a fairly serious flaw: He's got a really shitty sense of humor. You know the guy in the office who despite being in his mid-forties, still cracks up whenever somebody farts? That's pretty much Mike Myers in a nutshell. His sense of humor seems to have reached its highest level of sophistication at age twelve, where it has remained ever since."

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· by Ed Harris · Jan 12, 2009

The Love Guru (2008) (part 1 of 2)

"Mike Myers's talent for doing multiple characters is offset by a fairly serious flaw: He's got a really shitty sense of humor. You know the guy in the office who despite being in his mid-forties, still cracks up whenever somebody farts? That's pretty much Mike Myers in a nutshell. His sense of humor seems to have reached its highest level of sophistication at age twelve, where it has remained ever since."

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· by Mark M. Meysenburg · Oct 6, 2008

A Sound of Thunder (2005) (part 13 of 13)

"You've heard of an idiot plot? This movie is an idiot plot fractal. No matter how far down into the details you wallow, you still find a whole new, glorious idiot plot."

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· by Mark M. Meysenburg · Oct 6, 2008

A Sound of Thunder (2005) (part 12 of 13)

"You've heard of an idiot plot? This movie is an idiot plot fractal. No matter how far down into the details you wallow, you still find a whole new, glorious idiot plot."

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· by Mark M. Meysenburg · Oct 6, 2008

A Sound of Thunder (2005) (part 11 of 13)

"You've heard of an idiot plot? This movie is an idiot plot fractal. No matter how far down into the details you wallow, you still find a whole new, glorious idiot plot."

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· by Mark M. Meysenburg · Oct 6, 2008

A Sound of Thunder (2005) (part 10 of 13)

"You've heard of an idiot plot? This movie is an idiot plot fractal. No matter how far down into the details you wallow, you still find a whole new, glorious idiot plot."

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· by Mark M. Meysenburg · Oct 6, 2008

A Sound of Thunder (2005) (part 9 of 13)

"You've heard of an idiot plot? This movie is an idiot plot fractal. No matter how far down into the details you wallow, you still find a whole new, glorious idiot plot."

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· by Mark M. Meysenburg · Oct 6, 2008

A Sound of Thunder (2005) (part 8 of 13)

"You've heard of an idiot plot? This movie is an idiot plot fractal. No matter how far down into the details you wallow, you still find a whole new, glorious idiot plot."

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· by Mark M. Meysenburg · Oct 6, 2008

A Sound of Thunder (2005) (part 7 of 13)

"You've heard of an idiot plot? This movie is an idiot plot fractal. No matter how far down into the details you wallow, you still find a whole new, glorious idiot plot."

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· by Mark M. Meysenburg · Oct 6, 2008

A Sound of Thunder (2005) (part 6 of 13)

"You've heard of an idiot plot? This movie is an idiot plot fractal. No matter how far down into the details you wallow, you still find a whole new, glorious idiot plot."

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· by Mark M. Meysenburg · Oct 6, 2008

A Sound of Thunder (2005) (part 5 of 13)

"You've heard of an idiot plot? This movie is an idiot plot fractal. No matter how far down into the details you wallow, you still find a whole new, glorious idiot plot."

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· by Mark M. Meysenburg · Oct 6, 2008

A Sound of Thunder (2005) (part 4 of 13)

"You've heard of an idiot plot? This movie is an idiot plot fractal. No matter how far down into the details you wallow, you still find a whole new, glorious idiot plot."

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· by Mark M. Meysenburg · Oct 6, 2008

A Sound of Thunder (2005) (part 3 of 13)

"You've heard of an idiot plot? This movie is an idiot plot fractal. No matter how far down into the details you wallow, you still find a whole new, glorious idiot plot."