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Tagged: Based on a Video Game

· by Tyler Peterson · Jan 8, 2019

Warcraft (2016): a recap (part 7 of 7)

Previously on Warcraft: The hell, guy? You just started reading here? What gives? The demon’s death causes an explosion of Fel magic that radiates from the top of Medivh’s penthouse and expands, denuding trees for miles around. Khadgar and…

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· by Tyler Peterson · Dec 31, 2018

Warcraft (2016): a recap (part 6 of 7)

Last time on Warcraft: The relentlessly plot-driven narrative continues to toss our hapless characters around like mice in a dryer. Durotan’s tenure as a clan leader has come to a dramatic end, Draka’s on the run with their baby,…

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· by Tyler Peterson · Dec 17, 2018

Warcraft (2016), a recap (part 5 of 7)

Previously on Warcraft: The orcs were almost done with Gul’dan’s dimensional gate, which if successful, will doom Azeroth to a full-scale orc invasion. Token Good Orc Durotan met with the humans to hammer out a little somethin’-or-other to their…

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· by Tyler Peterson · Dec 10, 2018

Warcraft (2016), a recap (part 4 of 7)

Our story begins in the mid-1960s, when a musician from South London named David Jones decided to change his last name to avoid confusion with the then-famous Monkee Davy Jones. Taking the mispronounced surname of an American frontiersman as his…

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· by Tyler Peterson · Dec 4, 2018

Warcraft (2016), a recap (part 3 of 7)

We’re watching Warcraft… …where everything’s made up, the points don’t matter, and nothing settles the hell down down long enough to cohere or resonate with the viewer in any way. In our previous segment, the orc advance guard have…

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· by Tyler Peterson · Nov 26, 2018

Warcraft (2016), a recap (part 2 of 7)

Last time on Warcraft: The peoples of the orc dimension, beset by environmental catastrophe, are seeking asylum in the wealthy lands of Azeroth. But be warned: when the orc dimension sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re…

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Mar 1, 2018

Hit or Bomb? March 2018 movie predictions

It may be March, but it’s looking more like summer at the cineplex, due to several big budget sci-fi/fantasy releases this month. Once again, it’s time for us here at the Agony Booth to play armchair box office prognosticators and…

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· by Tyler Peterson · Feb 27, 2018

Movie Duel: Street Fighter vs. Mortal Kombat

Welcome back to Movie Duels, in which we watch two dueling movies and offer our eminently qualified opinion of which film, if any, has a reason for existing, and which one should have been left back at the pitch …

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· by Il Neige · Nov 12, 2016

VIDEO: Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children (2005)

Let's not dilly-dally! It's time to talk about the sequel to that one game that totally holds up.

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· by Unusual Suspect · Nov 7, 2015

VIDEO: Top 10 best video game movies

So as we all know, video game movies suck major balls. But which ones suck the least? Let's find out!

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · May 5, 2014

VIDEO: Doom (2005)

One of the best first-person shooters makes it way to the big screen.

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· by Fear Fan · Jul 10, 2013

VIDEO: House of the Dead (2003)

After a six month hiatus, the Fear Fan is back! And this time, he's taking on the Crapmaster General of cinema: Uwe Boll. Watch as the Fear Fan takes on what is quite possibly the worst film he's ever seen, with plenty of bad acting, special effects-induced continuity errors, and a heaping helping of idiotic characters!

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· by Film Renegado · Jun 18, 2013

VIDEO: The King of Fighters (2010)

Renegado reviews The King of Fighters, a video game adaption starring Ray Park and Maggie Q that didn't even get released in theaters. But is it worth checking out?

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · Feb 25, 2013

VIDEO: House of the Dead 2 (2005)

If you've seen the first House of the Dead, you know it's a terrible movie. This movie, on the other hand, is not. House of the Dead 2 is a sequel in name only, and it blows the first movie away.

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · Jan 22, 2013

VIDEO: Mortal Kombat (1995)

Mortal Kombaaaaaaat! Cecil reviews one of the best examples of how to do a video game movie the right way.

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · Jan 8, 2013

VIDEO: Street Fighter (1994)

Cecil kicks off 2013 with another video game adaptation! This time, it's the Jean-Claude Van Damme classic Street Fighter, also starring Ming-Na Wen as Chun-Li, Kylie Minogue as Cammy, and Raul Julia as M. Bison in one of his final roles.

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· by Suzie McGinney · Dec 22, 2012

VIDEO: Christmas Comes to Pac-Land (1982)

It's Day Two of the Blockbuster Chick's Christmas specials, and as promised, she's examining the Hanna-Barbera classic (yes, it is a classic, apparently) Christmas Comes to Pac-Land, a holiday special based on the Saturday morning Pac-Man animated series.

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· by Fear Fan · Nov 13, 2012

VIDEO: Silent Hill: Revelation 3D (2012)

The Fear Fan gives his quick review of Silent Hill: Revelation 3D. Spoiler alert: It's bad.

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · Nov 5, 2012

VIDEO: Silent Hill (2006)

With Silent Hill: Revelation 3D currently in theaters, Cecil takes a look back at the first film, and explains in great detail why it's one of his all-time favorites.

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· by Count Jackula · Nov 3, 2012

VIDEO: Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)

UPDATED Nov. 2, 2012 with commentary from Count Jackula and Horror Guru! It's a Zombie Apocalypse, as Count Jackula and Horror Guru try to unravel the mystery of Milla Jovovich's near perfect ass.

Tagged: Based on a Video Game

Warcraft (2016): a recap (part 7 of 7)

Warcraft (2016): a recap (part 6 of 7)

Warcraft (2016), a recap (part 5 of 7)

Warcraft (2016), a recap (part 4 of 7)

Warcraft (2016), a recap (part 3 of 7)

Warcraft (2016), a recap (part 2 of 7)

Hit or Bomb? March 2018 movie predictions

Movie Duel: Street Fighter vs. Mortal Kombat

VIDEO: Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children (2005)

VIDEO: Top 10 best video game movies

VIDEO: Doom (2005)

VIDEO: House of the Dead (2003)

VIDEO: The King of Fighters (2010)

VIDEO: House of the Dead 2 (2005)

VIDEO: Mortal Kombat (1995)

VIDEO: Street Fighter (1994)

VIDEO: Christmas Comes to Pac-Land (1982)

VIDEO: Silent Hill: Revelation 3D (2012)

VIDEO: Silent Hill (2006)

VIDEO: Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)

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