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Our story begins in the mid-1960s, when a musician from South London named David Jones decided to change his last name to avoid confusion with the then-famous Monkee Davy Jones. Taking the mispronounced surname of an American frontiersman as his…
We’re watching Warcraft… …where everything’s made up, the points don’t matter, and nothing settles the hell down down long enough to cohere or resonate with the viewer in any way. In our previous segment, the orc advance guard have…
Last time on Warcraft: The peoples of the orc dimension, beset by environmental catastrophe, are seeking asylum in the wealthy lands of Azeroth. But be warned: when the orc dimension sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re…
It may be March, but it’s looking more like summer at the cineplex, due to several big budget sci-fi/fantasy releases this month. Once again, it’s time for us here at the Agony Booth to play armchair box office prognosticators and…
Welcome back to Movie Duels, in which we watch two dueling movies and offer our eminently qualified opinion of which film, if any, has a reason for existing, and which one should have been left back at the pitch …
Let's not dilly-dally! It's time to talk about the sequel to that one game that totally holds up.
So as we all know, video game movies suck major balls. But which ones suck the least? Let's find out!
One of the best first-person shooters makes it way to the big screen.
After a six month hiatus, the Fear Fan is back! And this time, he's taking on the Crapmaster General of cinema: Uwe Boll. Watch as the Fear Fan takes on what is quite possibly the worst film he's ever seen, with plenty of bad acting, special effects-induced continuity errors, and a heaping helping of idiotic characters!
Renegado reviews The King of Fighters, a video game adaption starring Ray Park and Maggie Q that didn't even get released in theaters. But is it worth checking out?
If you've seen the first House of the Dead, you know it's a terrible movie. This movie, on the other hand, is not. House of the Dead 2 is a sequel in name only, and it blows the first movie away.
Mortal Kombaaaaaaat! Cecil reviews one of the best examples of how to do a video game movie the right way.
Cecil kicks off 2013 with another video game adaptation! This time, it's the Jean-Claude Van Damme classic Street Fighter, also starring Ming-Na Wen as Chun-Li, Kylie Minogue as Cammy, and Raul Julia as M. Bison in one of his final roles.
It's Day Two of the Blockbuster Chick's Christmas specials, and as promised, she's examining the Hanna-Barbera classic (yes, it is a classic, apparently) Christmas Comes to Pac-Land, a holiday special based on the Saturday morning Pac-Man animated series.
The Fear Fan gives his quick review of Silent Hill: Revelation 3D. Spoiler alert: It's bad.
With Silent Hill: Revelation 3D currently in theaters, Cecil takes a look back at the first film, and explains in great detail why it's one of his all-time favorites.
UPDATED Nov. 2, 2012 with commentary from Count Jackula and Horror Guru! It's a Zombie Apocalypse, as Count Jackula and Horror Guru try to unravel the mystery of Milla Jovovich's near perfect ass.
Joshua returns with a review of the current release Resident Evil: Retribution, the fifth in the shlocky but enjoyable zombie apocalypse series directed by Paul W.S. Anderson and starring his wife Milla Jovovich. This time, evil goes global! ...Or not.
In this rather half-hearted adventure, Lara must stop a Whatever Artifact from falling into the hands of the dumbest version of the Illuminati ever. A pre-007 Daniel Craig shows up to be her love interest, while also doing a terrible American accent.
Based on the video game of the same name, it's a film with a risky concept: Gather four hot women (Holly Valance, Devon Aoki, Sarah Carter, Jaime Pressly), put them in as little clothes as possible, and have them fight each other! Luckily for Cecil, the concept works, making for one of the best video game adaptations ever.