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World Series pulls out the win in the Wednesday ratings
World Series comes in third in the Wednesday ratings
Sad Sportsball Time: No More Foreignball
Robocop Returns To Save Detroit (Again)
Morning Sideboob: Jennifer Aniston Wants Her BFF Charm Back From Courteney Cox
Sportsball Analyst No Longer In Running For Father Of The Year After Teaching Kids To Say 'P*ssy'
Awesome Manly Sportsball Sportscaster Guys Know Paternity Leave Is For Pussies
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Guys and Balls Edition