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As promised, we're back with every question and every answer from hour two of the Republican presidential candidates' debate, in snarky recap form!
Every question, every answer! HNTP presents the entire first hour of the GOP in snarky recap form. (Part 2 coming soon.)
President Obama accidentally reveals the truth about aliens. Like, the outer space kind. It's all right there plain as the ears on his face if you only listen closely, study the body language, and forget to take your medication.
Emeril is going to die broke and alone thanks to President Obama
Jon Stewart Upgrades America's Comedy Infrastructure (Video)
I Am Mad About A Thing: Federal Money To Tell Kids To Shut Their Legs For Jesus
Stephen Colbert Is Loving The Iraq Pack's Reunion Tour (Video)
Jon Stewart To Fox: Way To Welcome Home A Traveling Soldier (Video)
Maya Angelou, Phenomenal Woman, Excellent Human Being, 1928-2014
Jon Stewart Drops Cluster Of F Bombs on V.A. Clusterf**k (Video)
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Let's Put This Whole Jill Abramson Mess Behind Us Edition
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special NFL Crams Michael Sam Down America's Throats Edition
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Joe Biden Rides His Vette To The WHCD Edition
Super Tough Guy David Brooks Not Sure That Bamz Has Enough Cojones For A Real Man Like Vladimir Putin
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Maureen Dowd Guess You Better Slow That Mustang Down Edition
Sarah Palin Tells 'Vladimir Putin' A Mama Grizzly Joke In Jimmy Fallon Sketch, And It's Not Terrible
Pour One Out For Frankie Knuckles, Inventor Of House
Man, we love Exene Cervenka and X from way back. Like WAY back to “Johnny Hit And Run Paulene” back, so we are deeply sad and weirded out by the fact that Exene seems to have gone full-on conspiracy theorist…
Put On A Fancy Hat And Sing 'America' For Aretha Franklin's Birthday
Lady That Works For Google Pretty Sure Google Should Be President Instead Of Obama