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· by Julie Kushner · Jun 13, 2016

Game of Thrones: Hell to the NO . . . One (Recap S6: Ep 8)

This week on GOT, Arya finally quits her job at Burgerless White Castle, Tyrion reveals his idea for a spinoff series, Tommen screws his mother (but not literally, because only her brother does that now), everybody gossips about how hot Jamie Lannister is, and all the best deaths happen off-screen.

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· by Julie Kushner · May 30, 2016

Game of Thrones: At least nobody died! (S6: Ep: 6)

This week, Bran fast forwards Warg DVR to reunite with a relative; Arya gives acting notes to a porn star; we meet Sam’s dad Archie Bunker; Tommen becomes the poster child for incest baby brain damage; and Dany gives her pregame speech while on a dragon, because walking is for pussies.

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