Metafiction in TV and movies is a technique or style that’s getting a lot of attention these days. Whether writers feel comfortable going meta due to audiences demanding increasingly sophisticated material, or due to...
Tagged: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Zapping mice in the brain with lasers isn’t just for fun anymore.
The year is 2017 and everything has pretty much gone down the crapper: the world economy is in tatters, food and oil are in ever-decreasing supply, and the United States of America, once a...
Expectations are sky-high for this weekend’s debut of Wonder Woman, the very first female-led superhero movie to premiere since the era of cinematic universes kicked off roughly ten years ago. And if it proves...
Welcome to the Agony Booth’s second ever Bad Superhero Movie Showdown, in which we compare two justifiably reviled superhero movies to definitively answer the question of which one fails the most. If the exact...
I’ve rewatched the four major sequels that were released in 2015 and 2016 to see if I was right about the nature of releasing a sequel to a property that’s been dormant for almost a decade.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has followed as far as he can in Ronald Reagan’s footsteps, so he’s now determined to be the next Donald Trump.
“Both Maggie and Schwarzenegger’s performance show potential, even as their novice missteps prevent them from fulfilling it.”
“If you’ve been waiting decades for the return of your favorite franchises, there’s a good chance you’ll be pleased by what’s coming in the next few years. But there’s a much better chance you won’t, because it’s all going to be terrible.”
“These are the movies that almost nobody is excited about, and that almost nobody is looking forward to seeing (though, if history is any guide, people will still turn out in droves to pay to see them anyway).”
“The Arnold sprite is quite amusing. A bit on the chunky side, it looks like what would happen if Schwarzenegger had Joe Don Baker’s physique.”
Steven Seagal Is World’s Foremost Expert On Freedom, Loving Vladimir Putin
Morning Sideboob: Katy Perry’s Breasts Are Heaven Sent
Prepare for the manliest Halloween ever, as Mendo celebrates Commando, a movie that even Top Gun can’t compete with for awesomeness/homoeroticism! Included are a slew of guest stars, including Sofie, a whole slew of Bears, and “Honorary Bear” Ven Gethenian!
‘Escape Plan’ Is Big Dumb Fun If You’re Into That Sort Of Thing
“Joel refers to Poison Ivy as a ‘beautiful, sexy’ version of the Unabomber. Never really thought of it that way, to be honest. Never gotten that drunk or stoned.”
Recently, Hollywood made an attempt to wipe the original Total Recall from your memory, but The DVD Shelf is here to remember it for you—wholesale! We’ll delve into the Schwarzenegger classic, beginning with the original Philip K. Dick short story that inspired it, the film’s lengthy development, and how they pulled it all together. And, yes, we’ll even look at that remake.
Solkir reviews one of the stupidest superhero movies ever made, Batman & Robin. But instead of screaming for twenty minutes about the terrible puns, he attempts to analyze this film in a more logical, detached way, and discovers… it’s still horrible.