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Morning Sideboob: Monster-in-Law Diana Ross Storms Ashlee Simpson’s Wedding Plans
Sorry Powerline Blog, Magic Johnson Doesn't Count As Donald Sterling's 'Black Friend'
Here Is Your Hot Hot Double-Sided Donald Trump On Donald Sterling Action
Veep Recap: Lousy Smarch Weather
Let's Talk About Donald Sterling's Girlfriend, 'V. Stiviano': Bitch Set Him Up!
Broadway Producer Sues Valerie Harper For Inconveniencing Him With Her Pesky Brain Cancer
Ten New Happy-Approved Songs You Should Be Listening To Right Now
Come Help Us Speculate Wildly About Who Will Play Barbie In Her Big Screen Debut
Morning Sideboob: George Clooney Finally Caves and Gets Engaged
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Racism, Religion And Ross Douthat Edition
We Can All Stop Yelling At Clippers Owner Donald Sterling Now, Snoop Dogg Is On It
We mock terrible people in tech here aplenty, sometimes because they are dudebros, sometimes because they are manchildren with too much money, or because they think the poors should be not seen and not heard. This is the first time we have actually had to write about one being a girlfriend-beating piece of shit, though.
Thirty Minutes After Taps
'The Other Woman:' Please Take With Plenty of Fluid
The Buffalo Bills Will Helpfully Teach Cheerleaders How To Wash Their Lady Parts And Menstruate Properly
We Finally Watched Sarah Palin's 'Amazing America' Teevee Show. Now Give Us A Cookie.
Stephen Colbert Finally Gets To Bundy Story As It Goes South...And Picks Cotton (Video)
Morning Sideboob: Avril Lavigne LOLs at Your Cultural Appropriation Accusations
Ladies, Your Endless Pawing At Your Genitals Isn't Winning You Any Friends In Heaven
Gabriel Garcia Marquez Loved Fidel Castro, Time To Burn All Your Copies Of 'Solitude'