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Hi. I am a Jew. Are you? Great. Then you probably already understand what I have to say, but you’ll at least want to stick around for the dirty joke.* And if you’re not, you can stick around for the…
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Here at the Agony Booth, we’re not afraid to be servicey. Email us with your advice questions on any topic. Now, on to a query from a gal who is dealing with serious baby mama drama from her gentleman caller’s …
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ESPN the Magazine’s annual “The Body Issue” hits newsstands in a couple days, and it’s all about naked sports people being naked. The site has offered a sexxxclusive sneak peek of all the nakedness your sports-addled brain can handle, and…