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Man Time: Why You Should Hate Phil Mickelson
What Is Really Happening in Gustav Klimt's 'The Kiss'?
Let's Imagine What This Puppy Is Thinking
Megyn Kelly Knows White Santa Is Real, Has Serious Doubts About Women's 'Health'
Quitting Gluten: The 5 Stages Of Grief
10 Things Derek Jeter Can Finally Focus On Now That He's Retired
Man Time: Have You Heard of This Derek Jeter Guy?
'Christian' College Wants Special Right To Hate The Gays, Keep Its Tax Dollars, Just Like Jesus
Weird Al Yankovic Goes All Grammar Nazi With New 'Blurred Lines' Parody (Video)
Sinead O'Connor Owns 'Mother' At The Berlin Wall (Video)
Man Time: Dingers! Dingers!
An Open Letter To People Who Water Their Lawns During A Drought
Stuff That Makes Ex-New Yorkers Miss NYC
Man Time: The Once and Future Validation of Gegenpressing
GOP Reveals New New Extra New Plan to 'Empower' Women By Telling Them They Are Stupid
Quitting Coffee: The 5 Stages Of Grief
Aux Armes Citoyens, Let's Make Some Vichyssoise
Transformers 4: Michael Bay Makes A Movie For Rich Jocks Who Love Bud Light
John Oliver Laughs At Your American Dream (Video)