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· by Jordon Davis · Jun 19, 2017

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): a recap (part 6 of 6)

Previously on Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever: Who cares? The movie’s almost over! Ecks, finally reunited with Vinn and his surprise son Michael, locks them in an elevator and sends them to the top of Sever’s very strange lair. Sever…

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· by Jordon Davis · Jun 12, 2017

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): a recap (part 5 of 6)

Previously on Ballistic: Ecks v. Sever: Benjamin Bratt’s wife did her eyebrows, and Lucy Liu gave Antonio Banderas a note. So Sever gets a note with a number and street. I was going to complain that the address doesn’t…

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· by Jordon Davis · Jun 5, 2017

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): a recap (part 4 of 6)

Previously on Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever: Lucy Liu’s character got both a name and a motivation. It’s just like improv class. Ecks, still googling Sever on his laptop, finds video of a house being blown up by a drone.…

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· by Jordon Davis · May 29, 2017

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): a recap (part 3 of 6)

Previously on Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever: A “studio” brought a guy who made one film over from Thailand to helm a Hollywood action movie. And that’s going about as well as could be expected. Ecks, learning that Sever knows…

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· by Jordon Davis · May 22, 2017

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): a recap (part 2 of 6)

Previously on Ballistic: Ecks v. Sever: Lucy Liu destroyed some innocent cars and I destroyed a serious relationship. Since Lucy Liu just… saved? …re-kidnapped? …your-guess-here? …a six year-old boy, I would expect the movie to tell us more about…

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· by Jordon Davis · May 16, 2017

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): a recap (part 1 of 6)

It was recently argued that nobody would read a detailed recap of a movie when they could just as easily pull it up on streaming and watch it themselves. To that, I say, “Challenge accepted!” What if the movie were…

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· by Film Renegado · May 3, 2014

VIDEO: The Legend of Zorro (2005)

Welcome to Zorro De Mayo, an entire month dedicated to the Spanish swashbuckler! In this first video, Renegado takes a look at the follow-up to The Mask of Zorro, which is a sequel that probably shouldn't have been made.

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· by Sofie Liv · Sep 23, 2012

VIDEO: Puss in Boots (2011)

Join Sofie AKA the Scarlet Defender as she drags in asks the Film Renegado very nicely to do a crossover with her, and the two review Puss in Boots, starring Antonio Banderas as the swashbuckling kitty cat from the Shrek movies.

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· by Film Renegado · Sep 20, 2012

VIDEO: Spy Kids 4-D: All the Time in the World (2011)

The cast has completely changed since the previous movies, with Jessica Alba as the spy kids' mother, Community's Joel Mchale as a spy hunter, and the voice of Ricky Gervais giving a terrible performance as a robot dog. This movie stinks in every possible sense of the word.

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· by Film Renegado · Aug 28, 2012

VIDEO: Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)

Juni Cortez enters a virtual reality game where he must stop the evil Toy Maker, played by a confused and over the top Sylvester Stallone... who also plays his own henchmen? Not only that, but there are brief appearances from the likes of Selena Gomez, George Clooney, Salma Hayek, and Elijah Wood. Can the Renegado survive the ridiculous plot and endless parade of awful cameos?

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· by Film Renegado · Aug 15, 2012

VIDEO: Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams (2002)

Renegado faces Robert Rodriguez's second attempt at making a movie for kids. In this installment, the siblings find themselves on a strange island with Ray Harryhausen-inspired hybrid creatures created by a crazy scientist named Romero (Steve Buscemi). Also, there's Ricardo Montalbán in a wheelchair.

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· by Film Renegado · Jul 30, 2012

VIDEO: Spy Kids (2001)

In this episode, Renegado begins a retrospective of the original Spy Kids trilogy. In the first installment, Gregorio (Antonio Banderas) and Ingrid Cortez (Carla Gugino) are international spies that have to be rescued by their kids, who become spies themselves and save their parents from the silly clutches of the evil mastermind Floop (Alan Cumming).

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· by Film Renegado · Jul 20, 2012

VIDEO: The Mask of Zorro (1998)

While everybody else is watching the new Batman movie, Renegado dons a mask and talks about one of the original inspirations for Batman, Zorro!

Tagged: Antonio Banderas

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): a recap (part 6 of 6)

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): a recap (part 5 of 6)

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): a recap (part 4 of 6)

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): a recap (part 3 of 6)

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): a recap (part 2 of 6)

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): a recap (part 1 of 6)

VIDEO: The Legend of Zorro (2005)

VIDEO: Puss in Boots (2011)

VIDEO: Spy Kids 4-D: All the Time in the World (2011)

VIDEO: Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)

VIDEO: Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams (2002)

VIDEO: Spy Kids (2001)

VIDEO: The Mask of Zorro (1998)

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