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· by Julie Kushner · Aug 7, 2015

THE DESCENDANTS: In Which Not Particularly Naughty Kids = Very Nice Ratings for Disney

Disney Channel pumps out another TV movie with the potential to be a High School Musical-sized cultural phenomenon. Introducing The Descendants. Check inside to see what all the fuss is about.

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· by Julie Kushner · Jul 21, 2015

Tatiana Maslany Nabs Emmy Nod; Sestras Leave Voicemail Messages to Congratulate Her!

How the hell did it take three seasons for Tatiana Maslany to get her first Emmy nomination? Sister should be holding all six nods for all six characters. Only HNTP has an inside look at how the whole Clone Club is celebrating.

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· by Julie Kushner · Jun 16, 2015

Game of Thrones: Sunday Bloody Sunday

This week on the Game of Thrones season finale, everybody and their mother dies. Except for Cersei, who learns just how tough (and naked) the Walk of Shame can be. And Dany, who finds herself a brand new army. But everyone else is pretty much dead.

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· by Julie Kushner · Jun 9, 2015

Game of Thrones: On Bad Dads and Good Dragons

King Stannis learns the meaning of the word "sacrifice," one of Arya's prayers is about to be answered, Jon Snow is down to his last friend, and Dany's got herself a new ride.

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· by Julie Kushner · Jun 1, 2015

Orange is the New Black: Embrace the Binge – Season 3 Is Almost Here!

Mark your calendars, Netflix subscribers and people who have their friends' Netflix login information and passwords memorized! June 12 is fast approaching. And with it comes our long-awaited reunion with plucky, pretty, erstwhile drug runner Piper Chapman and her diverse gaggle of felonious female pals.

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· by Julie Kushner · May 26, 2015

Game of Thrones: Karma, Glorious Karma

This week, Game of Thrones featured many of the good citizens of Westeros attempting to obtain pardons for their sins (and the sins of others) with highly variable rates of success, ranging from Jorah's violent but hopeless attempt to win back Dany to Gilly's much appreciated thank you roll in the hay with Sam.

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· by Julie Kushner · May 20, 2015

Game of Thrones: Weddings Are the Worst

This week on Game of Thrones, the series’ war on weddings with poor Sansa Stark the latest victim. Also, Arya gets a promotion, Margaery gets a demotion, Bronn and Jamie play dress-up, and Tyrion and Jorah make some new friends with benefits, but, perhaps, not the kind of benefits they were hoping for.

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· by Julie Kushner · Apr 27, 2015

Once Upon a Time: Ridiculously Bad Life Choices (S4:E20 - Insert obligatory weed reference here)

This week on Once, Swan Queen road trips, car chases, kids who change nationalities when they become adults, a heart that gets tossed around like a hot potato, and a baby conceived under the creepiest circumstances ever.