Angelina Jolie – the agony booth

· by Thomas Stockel · Apr 6, 2017

Pulp Masterpieces, Part 2: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004)

During the ’20s and ’30s there was a near worldwide fascination with aviation. In the United States, after the Great War, there was a phenomena known as “barnstorming”, where veteran pilots would tour the country selling rides in their aircraft…

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· by Steven Patsel · Jun 12, 2014

Salt (2010)

“The whole thing comes off like a highlight reel of action set pieces until we’re well into the final stretch of the movie. ”

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· by Nycea · Jun 2, 2014

Maleficent: Feminist revisionism, with a dragon

“After seeing it, I can safely say this is as close to date rape as Disney is going to get. It seems it was only put forth as a veiled allegory because the movie is for kids. Had it been for adults, it would have just been rape.”

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· by Erik Schlittner · May 30, 2014

Maleficent (2014). Meh.

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· by M. Reyes · May 12, 2014

Morning Sideboob: Miley Cyrus Keeps it Classy With An Inflatable Penis

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· by Chelsey McQuitty · Apr 30, 2014

Beowulf (2007)

“Beowulf plays like someone gave $150 million to a group of 13-year-old boys and let them run amuck.”

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· by Lisa Needham · Nov 13, 2013

Start Counting Down The Minutes Until You Can See Angelina Jolie As Maleficent

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· by Lisa Needham · Sep 27, 2013

Let’s All Wear Our Placentas As Jewelry!

Let's All Wear Our Placentas As Jewelry!

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· by Liam Barrett · Jul 17, 2012

VIDEO: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)

In this rather half-hearted adventure, Lara must stop a Whatever Artifact from falling into the hands of the dumbest version of the Illuminati ever. A pre-007 Daniel Craig shows up to be her love interest, while also doing a terrible American accent.

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · Mar 27, 2012

VIDEO: Cyborg 2 (1993)

Starring a 17 year old Angelina Jolie in her first-ever lead role, Cyborg 2 takes place in a future where the world is ruled by corporations, who use espionage cyborgs loaded with explosives to assassinate key targets. Angelina is destined to get blowed up good, but she learns her fate and goes on the run with Casey Jones from TMNT, while being pursued by a mostly off-screen Jack Palance.

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Pulp Masterpieces, Part 2: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004)

Salt (2010)

Maleficent: Feminist revisionism, with a dragon

Maleficent (2014). Meh.

Morning Sideboob: Miley Cyrus Keeps it Classy With An Inflatable Penis

Beowulf (2007)

Start Counting Down The Minutes Until You Can See Angelina Jolie As Maleficent

Let’s All Wear Our Placentas As Jewelry!

VIDEO: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)

VIDEO: Cyborg 2 (1993)

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