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Previously: Abin Sur got dead, Hal got Abin’s ring, and a very svelte Amanda Waller got Abin’s body, which she turned over to creepy Hector Hammond, who got to perform the very first (real) alien autopsy.
Previously: Abin Sur was surprised at home by a visit from his old friend Parallax, which left him nearly dead and on his way to Earth to find a new Green Lantern. And we met Hal Jordan and watched him do a test flight that left him nearly dead; his plane crashed and presumably so did Ferris Aircraft’s stock...
Previously: In late 2014, Marvel Studios announced Phase Three of its Cinematic Universe, and among the more noteworthy releases on the slate was Black Panther, the first MCU film starring a solo black lead. And for the first time…
“It takes a lot of gall on the part of the filmmakers to reenact both the Rodney King beating and the Rodney King riots here. It’s embarrassingly heavy-handed in 2014; I can’t imagine how it played three years after the actual riots.”
Your 'American Horror Story: Coven' Season Three Finale Sadness Thoughts
“There were times when I wondered if this film was actually a subtle parody of patriotic action movies, because surely nobody could be this shameless about it.”
'American Horror Story: Coven' Recap: Sh*t' Just Got Racist
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Now equipped with an alien ring, the Cinema Slob heads to Chicago's sci-fi convention Cyphan, to get help from the only man who knows comics, the Last Angry Geek! It's a fitting end to Superhero Month, and the first proper "crossover" from the Slob.
It's time for Anarchy at the Movies, where your host Joshua the Anarchist looks at (relatively) new releases. In this installment, a great light has gone out in the universe: it's the fans' hopes for a good Green Lantern movie!
In brightest day, in blackest night, no crap movie shall escape Sofie's sight! Let those responsible for this CGI blight beware her powerful blonde Danish might!