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America's Next Top Model Recap: Finale Part II, The Actual Finale
America's Next Top Model Recap Finale Part 1: Not The Actual Finale
America's Next Top Model Recap: We Are Eternally Disappointed That The Bats Are Not Cricket Bats
Another recap of America’s Next Top Model, everybody! Now with exotic locations but the very same amount of squabbling. Bali! Model House is full of candles. Given the collective intelligence of the group, I immediately think “deathtrap.” Nina is…
Model Frenzy! ANTM is heading to Bali, and the producers have done that thing where they tell the models they only have like an hour to pack. Marvin asks Don if he’s taking all his soaps; Don contemplates and then…