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Simon Cowell has found a new home, and don't pretend you're not excited. If you didn't enjoy people making funny of those poor, undertalented souls who pour their hearts and souls into entertaining you on television only to fail miserably, you wouldn't be here at HNTP.
With the demise of American Idol, FOX has a new singing competition in the works... with a direct tie-in to "Empire."
Where "Glee" Went Wrong... Or, A Look at FOX's January Premieres
Clay Aiken wins the next best thing to a seat in Congress... his own reality TV show!
A Quick Guide to Reality Shows for the Perpetually Confused
Pop Music Nice Time: Austrian Drag Queen Wins Eurovision, Will Probably Make Russia Gay
We Humbly Apologize For Mocking Clay Aiken's Congressional Run Because His Campaign Announcement Is Really Great