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Tolkien famously spent a lifetime filling in details of the Lord of the Rings universe all the way back to the birth of the very first angel before time began, so Amazon has no shortage of possibilities. Fortunately, Agony Booth has narrowed down the options to the three absolute best.
Amazon is making a TV show from that movie about a TV show that's really a parody of that other TV show that they made all those movies about.
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