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Because it’s the holidays and a slow time of year around these parts, I figured I’d have a little fun and take a break from contemplating the Grim Reaper’s current mass celebrity killing spree and post this term paper I wrote back in college. Yes, even before this blog existed, and in fact before any blog existed, and even before the internet, I was writing long-winded essays about movies.
THE BACHELOR RECAP: Roses, Drunks & Zombies (S19:E2)
Scarlett Johansson Bares All in 'Under the Skin'
Cormac McCarthy's Ex-Wife Arrested For Waving Handgun Pulled From Her Vagina. Also Something About Aliens.