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It’s the start of another month, and time again for another round of box office predictions. But this time around, our predictions should be way easier than usual, because May, for all intents and purposes, is now the official kickoff…
Cecil takes a look at the history of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise, and what led up to the 2013 sequel, Texas Chainsaw 3D.
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“Because every screenwriter knows that if you can’t give your protagonist a personality, you can always give him a destiny.”
The Masked Slasher has lost his mojo and can't slash anymore. While Horror Guru and Count Jackula are out watching Texas Chainsaw 3D, special guest star Queen of Trash lends Masked Slasher a hand.
“It's a film which should be notable because, if nothing else, it’s the first time I’ve seen someone take the idea of the audience rooting for the killer to its logical extreme. They actually manage to frame the story so that the cannibals are the lesser of two evils.”