For Christmas this year, the Suspect takes a look at the definitive holiday picture... that features guns, terrorists, and a fuck-ton of explosions. This is Die Hard!
Amazon is making a TV show from that movie about a TV show that's really a parody of that other TV show that they made all those movies about.
This episode: Galaxy Quest! Which is to say: belief, placebo, Thermians, Jason Nesmith as totally-not-William-Shatner, and the most affectionate Star Trek parody ever.
'Die Hard' Remains The 'Splodiest Christmas Movie Ever
'Tis the season for love, actually, with Hugh Grant as Prime Minister, more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus Christ, and innumerable subplots. Or at least, the three subplots Ursa thinks are most interesting.
At long last, we reach the end of the Suspect's extended takes on the entire Harry Potter film franchise with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2! Let's take a gander and see how the final Harry Potter movie stacks up to its predecessors!
Part 1 of the epic conclusion of the Harry Potter series begins! But is this movie just a glorified setup for the next one?
This entry in the Harry Potter series was critically acclaimed and liked by just about everyone. Alas, the Suspect has a slightly different opinion.
We're now up to the fifth entry in the Harry Potter series! What happens when the longest book gets adapted into the shortest film in the franchise? The Suspect finds out!
It's time to take a look at Alfonso Cuaron's take on Harry Potter! Many consider Prisoner of Azkaban to be the best in the series, but the Suspect is here to find out for sure.
The Suspect continues his look at the Harry Potter franchise by reviewing the second film in the series and his own personal favorite, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Although, his love for this film can be almost entirely attributed to the ultimate bad-assery of Dobby the House Elf.
In the first review he ever posted, the Suspect takes a trip down memory lane and revisits the first Harry Potter movie, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Or Sorcerer's Stone, for those of you on the other side of the Atlantic!
Sofie goes down the rabbit hole for Alice in Wonderland, another visually impressive yet incoherent mess from Tim Burton, starring Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter, Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen, Anne Hathaway as the White Queen, and Mia Wasikowska as Alice. Watch and wonder how a movie this mediocre made a billion damn dollars.
Two franchises, eight movies, and one humor writer with a lot of time on his hands!