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Duck Dynasty Wife Backtracks on Pro-Choice Claim, Demands Big Government Control Her Body and Medical Decisions... OR DID SHE?
GOD wants you dead.
Thursday in the blurbs
Phil Robertson Is Back, Baby, And He's Still A Bigot
Duck Dynasty Is The New 'White Santa' And Now There Is So Much Derp
Barack Obama Puts Duck Dynasty Guy In Free Speech Prison