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Xiomara crashes at Rogelio's, and in exchange for room and board, helps with his accent. It is sounding more American. Unfortunately, the American it sounds like is Matthew McConaughey, and this country doesn't need another one of those.
God keeps throwing tornadoes at the good Christian people of Texas rather than targeting his vengeance directly at those bastard Supreme Court Justices causing all the problems. What's up with that, a 700 Club viewer wants to know.
Duck Dynasty Wife Backtracks on Pro-Choice Claim, Demands Big Government Control Her Body and Medical Decisions... OR DID SHE?
TLC murders the Duggars' first amendment rights in the womb
Gov. Rick Perry uses Joan Rivers's dead body as campaign prop
Megyn Kelly Knows White Santa Is Real, Has Serious Doubts About Women's 'Health'
I Am Mad About A Thing: Hooray, Todd Akin Has A 'Book'
10 Hobby Lobby Products That Sound Like Birth Control But Aren't
The Time An Abortion Protester 'Counseled' Me
Quickie Movie Review: 'Obvious Child' (Video)
Virginia State Senator Should Leave Irony To The Professionals, 'Parasites' Out Of The Wombs Of 'Hosts'
Only 341 Days To Buy Us This Adorable, Non-Creepy 3-D Printed Fetus For Christmas