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We're six weeks into this season's The Bachelorette... but did Kaitlyn just blow the entire season with a Snapchat photo of herself in bed with the apparent winner? Not necessarily.
Ghosts of seasons past start haunting the bachelorette, and one of them is here to stay. Plus, a rap battle, a difficult decision, a Broadway audition, and the return of Crazy Ashley on this week's The Bachelorette.
This week on The Bachelorette, the age old question "What's a clitoris?" finally gets an honest, accurate answer. There's also sumo wrestling, bleeped penises, blurred penises, temper tantrums, wedgies, and that whole Brokeback Bachelorette fake-out.
The Bachelorette fakes gay romance because, like, two dudes in love? How ridiculous would that be, right? It's not like that's a real thing or something.
On Week 2 of The Bachelorette, the competition turns violent. Several of the guys come to blows over Kaitlyn until one sends another to the hospital. Then, the men try their hand at standup comedy. We'll let you decide which is worse.
What the Hell Is There to Watch This Summer?
The new season of The Bachelorette kicks off with two women competing for the title and no shortage of preposterous douchebags vying for undying love or 15 minutes of fame, whichever comes first.
This week on Once, Swan Queen road trips, car chases, kids who change nationalities when they become adults, a heart that gets tossed around like a hot potato, and a baby conceived under the creepiest circumstances ever.
It's "Spring Break Week" on Dancing With the Stars, and Team Dance Week to boot! So who gets booted--the bachelor, the diva, the millionaire, or the war hero?
ONCE UPON A TIME: Psycho Killer, Qu’est-ce Woof?
DANCING WITH THE STARS: You Are Contractually Obligated to LOVE EVERY DISNEY MOVIE EVER!
DANCING WITH THE STARS: Cry Harder, You Heartless Jerks!
DANCING WITH THE STARS: ¡Yo Quiero Latin Night!
DANCING WITH THE STARS: The Golden Oldies vs. The One-Hit Blunder
DANCING WITH THE STARS: The First One-Hit Aging Reality Show Olympic Diva Amputee Drafted into the NFL
ONCE UPON A TIME: The Kids Are Not All Right
THE BACHELOR: Didn’t We Boot Your Asses Already?
ONCE UPON A TIME: The Bad Girls Club
HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER: The Night Lila Died/It's All My Fault...Or, Let's Twist Again!
THE BACHELOR: Ballin' in Bali