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Welcome back to Movie Duels, in which we watch two dueling movies and offer our eminently qualified opinion of which film, if any, has a reason for existing, and which one should have been left back at the pitch …
“Yes, much like Armageddon, a team of experts are dispatched with nukes to a hostile environment to save the Earth from imminent destruction, only this time they get launched in the opposite direction.”
“Yes, it’s a dumb action movie about Frankenstein fighting demons, but that doesn’t mean you’re not allowed to indulge in a little actual meaning should you stumble across it.”
“There were times when I wondered if this film was actually a subtle parody of patriotic action movies, because surely nobody could be this shameless about it.”
It's certainly not a bad movie, but the filmmakers way overcomplicated things, adding pointless political commentary and contrived twists, creating tons of plot holes to annoy Mr. Mendo. Here are his biggest nitpicks!
In case you ever wanted to know what Se7en was like as a dull paranormal thriller with Harvey Dent as an FBI agent, Gandhi as a telepathic serial killer, and no intelligence whatsoever, just check out this review of Suspect Zero!