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Previously: Having used his newfound superpowers to get laid and win basketball games, Scott has completely run out of things to do in Bumblefuck, Indiana, or wherever this movie is supposed to take place. Also, it’s starting to piss off…
Scott's friends perk up when they realize his abnormalities are actually useful to them (it's poor Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer all over again).
Two competing versions of Ronald Reagan winning the Cold War singlehandedly are airing on a television near you. Which one is more accurate? HNTP takes a closer look at all the secrets, the sex, the murder, the music, and the corruption of world history.
He-Man and She-Ra: "I Have the Power!" (Video)